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24-Hour Contest: Say What?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

The Office


What to do: fill in what Dwight and Michael are thinking! (Note that the bubbles show what they’re thinking, not what they’re saying out loud.)

To submit an entry: add a comment to this post with your text. (Don’t submit a graphic.)

Rules: 20 word limit per bubble. U.S. only, ONE ENTRY PER PERSON, correct spelling/punctuation/grammar, valid email address required.

Prize: I’ll pick one winner to receive a Target Office goodie from the OfficeTally Prize Chest. (Yes, I seem to have a chest-load of these things …)

Deadline: submit your entry by noon tomorrow, June 18th. You only have 24 hours!

Posted in The Office Contests

186 comments

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  1. Dwight: See. Then the number tells you how many bombs are around it.

    Michael: I thought I was supposed to click on the bombs. The smiley face distracts me.

    186 | Emily  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 11:51am

  2. DWIGHT: I cannot believe Michael has me looking up prison webcam sites!

    MICHAEL: Gee, I hope he can find Ryan on one of those webcams.

    185 | A Tallyhead's husband  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 10:42am

  3. Dwight: Stupid porn advertisements. How can I serve Michael with all this crap in the way?

    Michael: I wish he’d just click on the porn.

    184 | Kyle  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 10:30am

  4. Dwight: What the hell? who is this Dwight talking to me online? I’m Dwight! ohh…this could be the future me.
    Michael: I should probably tell Dwight that it’s Jim…no, It’s entertaining and plus it will keep me from doing work.

    183 | Meggan  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 10:04am

  5. Michael: I did NOT know the human body can bend that way
    Dwight: Eh, Seen it, in fact, I can do that if I wanted to

    Daniel

    182 | Daniel  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 9:56am

  6. I could have sworn that yesterday it said it was a 200 word limit haha! I though that was a little high. Here is my updated 20 word limit version.

    Dwight: I can’t believe how much people are bidding on this Xterra. Who would actually buy this Japanese hunk of junk?

    Michael: Hmm… The Xterra isn’t too shabby looking. Rugged, yet smooth.

    181 | Ryan  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 9:35am

  7. Dwight: Micheal you shouldn’t open those emails, the viruses are really hard to get rid of..

    Micheal: That’s what she said!

    180 | Scuddyrific  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 9:26am

  8. Dwight: Why does Michael have a Google Earth link to the coordinates of Ryan’s house?

    Michael: Would it kill Dwight to wash his nasty fingers before he lays them on my keyboard?

    179 | Hayden  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 8:55am

  9. Dwight: Little Kid Lover?

    Michael: Why hasn’t anyone messaged me on the dating site?

    178 | joe  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 8:19am

  10. Dwight: Wait a minute, that’s the woman from Battlestar Galactica!

    Michael: That looks like it HURTS!! I wonder if Jan can do that.

    177 | StephP  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 8:16am

  11. Dwight: Jim Halpert is horrible. He should work in a beet farm for a year. Except he would kill the beets.

    Michael: Dwight smells like beets. Yuck.

    176 | jamhonestly  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 8:11am

  12. Dwight: Jim Halpert. I despise Jim Halpert. Should I tell Michael what I think he should do with Jim Halpert? He is a disgrace to paper salesmen everywhere. Jim Halpert should work in a beet farm for a year. That would talk some sense into him. Except he would kill all the beets.

    Michael: Dwight smells like beets. Yuck.

    175 | jamhonestly  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 8:07am

  13. Dwight: “I wonder if they sell those Men In Black memory erasers on ebay.”

    Michael: “Never knew that all this time him and Angela were still going at it. Thanks for the e-mail
    Phyllis!”

    174 | James  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 8:02am

  14. Michael: Someone sent in a PostSecret about them loving their co-worker more than they should? TMI….

    Dwight: I hope Michael doesn’t recognize my handwriting. Or the “Schrute Farms-You Can’t Beet Our Prices!” slogan on the card.

    173 | Stephanie  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:55am

  15. Dwight: This software is so out of date!

    Michael: Cake sounds good right now.

    172 | Turtle  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:32am

  16. Dwight: It is such an honor to help Michael.
    Michael: Why is Dwight such an idiot?

    171 | JSJ  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:07am

  17. also , nice one 144

    170 | Chappa  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:04am

  18. Dwight: Our new online store is an embarrassment to the company. It won’t stop going down on me.

    Michael: That’s what she said.

    169 | Kevin  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:04am

  19. Dwight: We need to take infinity down! I am 99% better than this stupid magical box.

    Michael: Can’t you just turn the computer off and it goes away?

    168 | Chappa  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:02am

  20. Dwight:I should be running this office. I clearly know how to do everything.

    Michael: Hurry up! I want to log on as LittleKidLover and see if I can pick up any ladies.

    167 | Amanda  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 at 7:01am

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