24-Hour Contest: Say What?

What to do: fill in what Dwight and Michael are thinking! (Note that the bubbles show what they’re thinking, not what they’re saying out loud.)

To submit an entry: add a comment to this post with your text. (Don’t submit a graphic.)

Rules: 20 word limit per bubble. U.S. only, ONE ENTRY PER PERSON, correct spelling/punctuation/grammar, valid email address required.

Prize: I’ll pick one winner to receive a Target Office goodie from the OfficeTally Prize Chest. (Yes, I seem to have a chest-load of these things …)

Deadline: submit your entry by noon tomorrow, June 18th. You only have 24 hours!

181 comments

Pages: [10] 9 8 7 6 … 1 » Show All

1. 
   181. Emily  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 11:51am

   Dwight: See. Then the number tells you how many bombs are around it.

   Michael: I thought I was supposed to click on the bombs. The smiley face distracts me.

2. 
   180. A Tallyhead's husband  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 10:42am

   DWIGHT: I cannot believe Michael has me looking up prison webcam sites!

   MICHAEL: Gee, I hope he can find Ryan on one of those webcams.

3. 
   179. Kyle  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 10:30am

   Dwight: Stupid porn advertisements. How can I serve Michael with all this crap in the way?

   Michael: I wish he’d just click on the porn.

4. 
   178. Meggan  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 10:04am

   Dwight: What the hell? who is this Dwight talking to me online? I’m Dwight! ohh…this could be the future me.
   Michael: I should probably tell Dwight that it’s Jim…no, It’s entertaining and plus it will keep me from doing work.

5. 
   177. Daniel  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 9:56am

   Michael: I did NOT know the human body can bend that way
   Dwight: Eh, Seen it, in fact, I can do that if I wanted to

   Daniel

6. 
   176. Ryan  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 9:35am

   I could have sworn that yesterday it said it was a 200 word limit haha! I though that was a little high. Here is my updated 20 word limit version.

   Dwight: I can’t believe how much people are bidding on this Xterra. Who would actually buy this Japanese hunk of junk?

   Michael: Hmm… The Xterra isn’t too shabby looking. Rugged, yet smooth.

7. 
   175. Hayden  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 8:55am

   Dwight: Why does Michael have a Google Earth link to the coordinates of Ryan’s house?

   Michael: Would it kill Dwight to wash his nasty fingers before he lays them on my keyboard?

8. 
   174. joe  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 8:19am

   Dwight: Little Kid Lover?

   Michael: Why hasn’t anyone messaged me on the dating site?

9. 
   173. StephP  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 8:16am

   Dwight: Wait a minute, that’s the woman from Battlestar Galactica!

   Michael: That looks like it HURTS!! I wonder if Jan can do that.

10. 
    172. jamhonestly  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 8:11am

    Dwight: Jim Halpert is horrible. He should work in a beet farm for a year. Except he would kill the beets.

    Michael: Dwight smells like beets. Yuck.

11. 
    171. jamhonestly  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 8:07am

    Dwight: Jim Halpert. I despise Jim Halpert. Should I tell Michael what I think he should do with Jim Halpert? He is a disgrace to paper salesmen everywhere. Jim Halpert should work in a beet farm for a year. That would talk some sense into him. Except he would kill all the beets.

    Michael: Dwight smells like beets. Yuck.

12. 
    170. James  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 8:02am

    Dwight: “I wonder if they sell those Men In Black memory erasers on ebay.”

    Michael: “Never knew that all this time him and Angela were still going at it. Thanks for the e-mail
    Phyllis!”

13. 
    169. Stephanie  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:55am

    Michael: Someone sent in a PostSecret about them loving their co-worker more than they should? TMI….

    Dwight: I hope Michael doesn’t recognize my handwriting. Or the “Schrute Farms-You Can’t Beet Our Prices!” slogan on the card.

14. 
    168. Turtle  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:32am

    Dwight: This software is so out of date!

    Michael: Cake sounds good right now.

15. 
    167. JSJ  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:07am

    Dwight: It is such an honor to help Michael.
    Michael: Why is Dwight such an idiot?

16. 
    166. Chappa  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:04am

    also , nice one 144

17. 
    165. Kevin  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:04am

    Dwight: Our new online store is an embarrassment to the company. It won’t stop going down on me.

    Michael: That’s what she said.

18. 
    164. Chappa  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:02am

    Dwight: We need to take infinity down! I am 99% better than this stupid magical box.

    Michael: Can’t you just turn the computer off and it goes away?

19. 
    163. Amanda  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 7:01am

    Dwight:I should be running this office. I clearly know how to do everything.

    Michael: Hurry up! I want to log on as LittleKidLover and see if I can pick up any ladies.

20. 
    162. Flying Squirrel  Wed. Jun. 18, 2008 | 6:45am

    Dwight: There’s no mention of Troy on the Wikipedia ‘Hobbit’ page. I’d better add that.

    Michael: Wikipedia is the best!

Pages: [10] 9 8 7 6 … 1 » Show All