24-Hour Contest: Say What? #2

The Office


What to do: fill in what Kevin is saying and what Stanley is thinking!

To submit an entry: add a comment to this post with your text.

Rules: 15 word limit per bubble. U.S. only, ONE ENTRY PER PERSON, correct spelling/punctuation/grammar, valid email address required.

Prize: I’ll pick one winner to receive a Target Office goodie.

Deadline: 9am PT tomorrow, July 5th. You only have 24 hours!

Related link: results of Say What #1

139 comments

  1. Kevin: I never thought I would like cartoon p*rn… but whoever made this watermark rocks!

    Stanley: Mmm hummm, freak.

  2. Kevin: Why is that guy in my chair?

    Stanley: I hope this means Kevin is getting fired.

  3. Kevin: They spelled Scrantonicity wrong.

    Stanley: Who cares? Nobody is going to show up anyway.

  4. Kevin: That guy stole my M&Ms!

    Stanley: Unless the M&Ms are on a pretzel, I don’t care.

  5. Kevin: Hey Stanley, is that my Cool Whip I smell on you?

    Stanley: Mmhmm, dumbass. But I’m still not investing in Malone’s Cones, so shut your yap.

  6. Kevin: Who do you thinks hotter? Pam or Karen?

    Stanley: Only 264 more days until the next pretzel day.

  7. Kevin: I can’t afford that medicine. Maybe I’ll make one harmless wager on a basketball game.

    Stanley: This is awful. Maybe I’ll give up pretzels. Nah. Sometimes I think crazy things.

  8. Kevin: I’ve got to delete a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff

    Stanley: Hes got to delete a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff

  9. Kevin: Who IS that guy sitting behind me?

    Stanley: I don’t know and I don’t care.

  10. Stanley: What is that God-awful smell?

    Kevin: Uh-oh. I think I burnt my cheese quesadillas again.

  11. Kevin: Stanley, I thought we fired that guy two years ago. Why is he back?

    Stanley: Hmmmm, maybe if I pretend to read this memo he’ll leave me be.

  12. Kevin: Oh crap.
    Stanley: Why do they keep CC-ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?

  13. Kevin: What does this memo from Michael mean?

    Stanley: Unless it’s about him leaving or pretzels, I do not care!

  14. Stanley: 254 more days until pretzel day…

    Kevin: four down: where you live, four letters…hmmmm earth??? no that’s not it.

  15. Kevin: I should have never mentioned those anal fissures….

    Stanley: Are we really putting out memos for everyone’s medical issues?

  16. Stanley: I wake up every morning in a bed that is too small, Drive my daughter to a school that is too expensive, then I go to work to a job which I got paid too little for kevin staring at me all day.

    Kevin: I so rather be in Prison.

  17. Kevin: Maybe I shouldn’t have taken my shoes off. Oh, shoot.
    Stanley: So that’s what smells worse than Michael’s B.O…

  18. Kevin: I thought Dwight was banned to send out memos.
    Stanley: I didn’t know he could form sentences. Hmm…

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