24-Hour Contest: Say What? #2

What to do: fill in what Kevin is saying and what Stanley is thinking!

To submit an entry: add a comment to this post with your text.

Rules: 15 word limit per bubble. U.S. only, ONE ENTRY PER PERSON, correct spelling/punctuation/grammar, valid email address required.

Prize: I’ll pick one winner to receive a Target Office goodie.

Deadline: 9am PT tomorrow, July 5th. You only have 24 hours!

Related link: results of Say What #1

139 comments

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1. 
   139. tanster  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 9:26am

   Contest is now closed!

2. 
   138. Olivia  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:52am

   Kevin: Does this mean no more m and ms?

   Stanley: As long as the pretzels stay…

3. 
   137. This_is_Tito  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:52am

   Kevin: This is a BIG deal, Stanley. Do you really not know how big this is?

   Stanley: Why is Michael always sending memos in which I care nothing about?

4. 
   136. MutieTheMailman  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:05am

   109 for the win!

5. 
   135. Mike  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 7:59am

   Kevin: Stanley, I have never seen such a big sales receipt.

   Stanley (thinking): That’s what she said.

6. 
   134. SuperTed  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 7:37am

   Kevin: Psst! Hey Stanley, who is that guy sitting behind us? I’m hiding my M&M’s.
   Stanley: Hopefully my immediate replacement.

7. 
   133. Lauren in Chicago  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 7:24am

   Kevin: Holly sent you a “Getting to know me” memo too… did everyone get these?? Man…

   Stanley: Just a noisy, upturned broom with a bucket for a head, just ignore it…

8. 
   132. SoAlike  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 6:50am

   Kevin: So…62+81=….147?
   Stanley: 147 days until the next Pretzel Day.

9. 
   131. Samantha  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 6:23am

   Stanley: Free sunglasses day is not as good as free pretzel day!
   Kevin: I just got the news. I’m sorry, man.

10. 
    130. Beeswax, Not Yours  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 5:47am

    Kevin: Stanley, this memo from corporate says that cross-word puzzles are NOT valid business expenses.

    Stanley: (Neither is your salary….)

11. 
    129. WhackyWeedCreed  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 5:32am

    Stanley: Why does everyone bother me.

    Kevin: Whats he got there, it looks interesting.

12. 
    128. Jay from Australia  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:55am

    Kevin: So… we CAN’T file the Foot Massager under “Luxury Sales”?

    Stanley: ..Lord bring me Pretzel Day.

    ——–
    heh, i know, US only but.. i just wanted to participate :-)

13. 
    127. BigTuna23  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:38am

    Kevin: I have to tell you something Stanley. I think I’m in love with you.

    Stanley: Sorry, I already have a love in this Office, it’s this crossword puzzle.

14. 
    126. Kelly  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:31am

    Kevin: You like the dirty joke about the blonde and the webbed toe?

    Stanley: I don’t care for it, but I found 12 down for my crossword puzzle.

15. 
    125. Jamie  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:04am

    Stanley:(Annoyed) Jim and Pam were kissing in front of my car… Again.

    Kevin: I can’t believe I missed it.

16. 
    124. Allison  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:56am

    Kevin: It looks like some of our holidays will not be off. This is not a good thing.

    Stanley: Pretzel Day stays. I’m good.

17. 
    123. Joey  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:15am

    Kevin: Holly is coming back for season five… This. Is. Awesome.

    Stanley: Must. Have. Pretzel.

18. 
    122. Julie  Sat. Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:08am

    Kevin: Do you think this new insurance plan will cover, uh, anal fissures?

    Stanley: I’ll give you 1000 Stanley Nickels if you never say those words to me again.

19. 
    121. Joanna (CBM)  Fri. Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:50pm

    Stanley: It’s about time they banned that OfficeTally chat room here.

    Kevin: But… but…. I’m oh so addicted. How will I make it through my day now!?

20. 
    120. Tasha  Fri. Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:45pm

    Kevin: Oh man. Stanley, I could get in so. much. trouble.
    Stanley: (I do not care.)

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