Comments on: 24-Hour Contest: Say What? #2

By: tanster

tanster — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:26:37 +0000

Contest is now closed!

By: Olivia

Olivia — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:52:20 +0000

Kevin: Does this mean no more m and ms?

Stanley: As long as the pretzels stay…

By: This_is_Tito

This_is_Tito — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:52:16 +0000

Kevin: This is a BIG deal, Stanley. Do you really not know how big this is?

Stanley: Why is Michael always sending memos in which I care nothing about?

By: MutieTheMailman

MutieTheMailman — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:05:52 +0000

109 for the win!

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:59:34 +0000

Kevin: Stanley, I have never seen such a big sales receipt.

Stanley (thinking): That’s what she said.

By: SuperTed

SuperTed — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:37:20 +0000

Kevin: Psst! Hey Stanley, who is that guy sitting behind us? I’m hiding my M&M’s.
Stanley: Hopefully my immediate replacement.

By: Lauren in Chicago

Lauren in Chicago — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:24:47 +0000

Kevin: Holly sent you a “Getting to know me” memo too… did everyone get these?? Man…

Stanley: Just a noisy, upturned broom with a bucket for a head, just ignore it…

By: SoAlike

SoAlike — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:50:11 +0000

Kevin: So…62+81=….147?
Stanley: 147 days until the next Pretzel Day.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:23:37 +0000

Stanley: Free sunglasses day is not as good as free pretzel day!
Kevin: I just got the news. I’m sorry, man.

By: Beeswax, Not Yours

Beeswax, Not Yours — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:47:08 +0000

Kevin: Stanley, this memo from corporate says that cross-word puzzles are NOT valid business expenses.

Stanley: (Neither is your salary….)

By: WhackyWeedCreed

WhackyWeedCreed — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:32:59 +0000

Stanley: Why does everyone bother me.

Kevin: Whats he got there, it looks interesting.

By: Jay from Australia

Jay from Australia — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:55:24 +0000

Kevin: So… we CAN’T file the Foot Massager under “Luxury Sales”?

Stanley: ..Lord bring me Pretzel Day.

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heh, i know, US only but.. i just wanted to participate :-)

By: BigTuna23

BigTuna23 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:38:18 +0000

Kevin: I have to tell you something Stanley. I think I’m in love with you.

Stanley: Sorry, I already have a love in this Office, it’s this crossword puzzle.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:31:47 +0000

Kevin: You like the dirty joke about the blonde and the webbed toe?

Stanley: I don’t care for it, but I found 12 down for my crossword puzzle.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:04:50 +0000

Stanley:(Annoyed) Jim and Pam were kissing in front of my car… Again.

Kevin: I can’t believe I missed it.

By: Allison

Allison — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:56:54 +0000

Kevin: It looks like some of our holidays will not be off. This is not a good thing.

Stanley: Pretzel Day stays. I’m good.

By: Joey

Joey — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:15:49 +0000

Kevin: Holly is coming back for season five… This. Is. Awesome.

Stanley: Must. Have. Pretzel.

By: Julie

Julie — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:08:57 +0000

Kevin: Do you think this new insurance plan will cover, uh, anal fissures?

Stanley: I’ll give you 1000 Stanley Nickels if you never say those words to me again.

By: Joanna (CBM)

Joanna (CBM) — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:50:26 +0000

Stanley: It’s about time they banned that OfficeTally chat room here.

Kevin: But… but…. I’m oh so addicted. How will I make it through my day now!?

By: Tasha

Tasha — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:45:05 +0000

Kevin: Oh man. Stanley, I could get in so. much. trouble.
Stanley: (I do not care.)