Caption Distraction — VP Edition

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 | 244 comments

In the spirit of bipartisanship, I present to you this special vice-presidential edition of the OfficeTally caption contest.

(Actually, this is just a distraction from the fact that we don’t get to watch a new episode of “The Office” tonight.)

UPDATE: here are some of my favorite entries. In some cases, I slightly reworded entries to make them fit or read better, but the credit is still yours. WINNERS — patrick, nicole, and little fish in the big apple! Congrats!

What to do: fill in what Senator Biden and Governor Palin are saying! Text must be inspired by something said on “The Office” — OfficeQuotes.net is an awesome source for every line ever said on the show. Oh and I’m sure tonight’s vice presidential debate will give you some good ideas, too. ;)

Check out a couple of examples here.

To submit an entry: add a comment to this post with your text. You can submit a caption for Biden, Palin, or both.

Rules: 20 word limit per bubble. U.S. only, ONE ENTRY PER PERSON, must be Office-related, must use correct spelling/punctuation/grammar, valid email address required.

Prize: I’ll pick three winners to receive Target Office goodies.

Deadline: 6pm PT tomorrow, October 3rd. You only have 24 hours! CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED TO NEW ENTRIES.

Related link: results of Say What #1

A Tan Monster/Matt Collins Joint

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244 comments

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   244. Erin  Tue. Oct. 7, 2008 | 3:58pm

   Oh man I just thought of one for Biden! Wish I thought about it the other night before I turned mine in.

   Biden: “It’s Pretzel Day!”

2. 
   243. Obama/Schrute  Tue. Oct. 7, 2008 | 10:21am

   These are so great. I don’t know how you are going to pick a winner, either. Good luck.

3. 
   242. Koos  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 8:39pm

   Haha so funny! My favorite is #13

4. 
   241. jkrasislove  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 5:31pm

   these are hilarious! i love them. especially the tina fey one and #34.

5. 
   240. goodbyetoby  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 4:37pm

   You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. But they do deserve it, though…

6. 
   239. lauren85  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 3:19pm

   Biden: Times have changed a little…I am a VP candidate now, and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Gov. Palin. As much as I might want to.
   Palin: He said what?!

7. 
   238. Megan  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 2:39pm

   They all crack me up, but #17 is absolute perfection in my opinion! =)

8. 
   237. newsies  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 2:10pm

   I love #13… the amount that Tina Fey and Sarah Palin look alike is constantly blowing my mind.

9. 
   236. Name  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 2:06pm

   #13 is the only one that made me burst out laughing. It was great–the only line from The Office which directly relates to the election right now.

10. 
    235. tuna tuna tuna  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 11:35am

    #6 Bonnie is my favorite!! the scary part is how true that is :P

11. 
    234. marmaladesix  Mon. Oct. 6, 2008 | 11:25am

    #13 is awesome!

12. 
    233. tanster  Sun. Oct. 5, 2008 | 11:02pm

    The contest is now closed to new entries.

13. 
    232. Ryan  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 5:58pm

    Palin: I can field dress a moose. I once shot a vampire, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbors dog.

14. 
    231. Dirk  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 5:23pm

    Palin: America…declares…BANKRUPTCY!
    Biden: Okay, you know, Sarah, you can’t just say “bankruptcy” and expect anything to happen.

15. 
    230. Andy's Striped Ties  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 4:40pm

    Palin: Katie Couric and me did not get off to a great start.

    Joe Biden: No, I am not going to tell them, as a president wouldn’t tell his country when they were in a state of emergency until it was too late.

16. 
    229. Mark  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 4:38pm

    Palin: No! You do not talk to him like that! He is not an idiot! President Bush is mentally challenged. But he’s doing a super job here.

    Biden: Assistant TO the President.

17. 
    228. Kathy  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 3:19pm

    Palin: A woman shouldn’t have to be hit by a car to learn she has rabies. But that’s where we are in America.

    Biden: I want people making out in closets… hanging from the ceilings, lampshades on heads… I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party!

    [went over the 20 word limit by 2-3 words :( but many of the words are 2-3 letters only, so they'll fit in the bubble]

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    227. banned from chili's  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 2:58pm

    Palin : You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Debates are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

    Biden : The Debates? Now I know how Bob Hope felt performing in Saudia Arabia.

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    226. banned from chili's  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 2:56pm

    Palin: You know what they say about a car wreck where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The debates are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

    Biden: The debates? Now I know what Bob Hope felt like while performing in Saudi Arabia.

20. 
    225. Jasanna  Fri. Oct. 3, 2008 | 2:49pm

    Palin: I’ve been McCain’s #2 guy for 5 weeks. We’re a great team. He’s like Mozart, and I’m like, Mozart’s friend.

    Biden: You gotta have the hilarious black guy in the Oval Office!

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