Comments on: Clairol Nice ‘n Easy Gigi giveaway

By: MeLinda

MeLinda — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:51:37 +0000

Angela: Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.

Andy: So like, missionary…

Angela: I said nothing fancy.

By: paperjam

paperjam — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:32:37 +0000

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.

By: Tamara Blevins

Tamara Blevins — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:54:51 +0000

I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.

By: Bliss

Bliss — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:05:03 +0000

Angela: “The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.”

By: FlonkertonChamp

FlonkertonChamp — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:50:32 +0000

“Hot is a temperature, people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said, so… Yes. She’s hot. She’s hot as heck. She’s a female Boris Becker.”

–Prince Family Paper

too bad i don’t dye my hair…

By: Kris

Kris — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:06:41 +0000

“When I got home, Sprinkles’ body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.”

By: MK

MK — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:24:57 +0000

“Poop is raining from the ceilings, poop!”
~Business School

By: Ais

Ais — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:05:14 +0000

Angela: Hey! Excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey! Where do you think you’re going with that?
Nikki: I thought I could have it.
Angela: No, you can’t have it. I don’t walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.

By: LindaLu

LindaLu — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:51:25 +0000

“I have a nice comforter, and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it’s lights-out by 8:30. That’s how I sleep at night.”
- ‘Weight Loss’

By: Prinkles

Prinkles — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:29:34 +0000

“I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.”
-Moroccan Christmas-

By: Corrina

Corrina — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:00:16 +0000

Courtesy of the episode – A Benihana Christmas:

Phyllis: “I thought you said green was whorish.”

Angela: “No, orange is whorish.”

By: Stile4aly

Stile4aly — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:43:00 +0000

“When I came home, Sprinkle’s body was in the freezer, where Dwight said he left her. But all my bags of frozen French fries had been clawed to shreds… Something’s not right. The vet’s doing an autopsy.”

-Fun Run

By: Michele

Michele — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:36:13 +0000

“In the Martin family we like to say, ‘Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly’ that’s code for ‘Check out the slut’.”

By: Victoria

Victoria — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:14:42 +0000

“Save Bandit!”
-Stress Relief

By: wheresmybulldog

wheresmybulldog — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:08:32 +0000

“I don’t want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone’s to blame.”

By: Bella

Bella — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:58:47 +0000

“Pam? How’s your day going?”

By: attack readiness

attack readiness — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:51:47 +0000

Dwight – “You look as beautiful as the queen of England.”
Angela – “Thank you. Don’t linger. Break left. Left!”

By: Heather S

Heather S — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:50:33 +0000

“You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.”

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:55:52 +0000

After learning that Phyllis was flashed in the parking lot: “Phyllis your a married woman!”

By: Leana

Leana — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:23:50 +0000

“You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.”