Creed Bratton ‘Bounce Back’ giveaway

Creed Bratton Bounce Back


Two pieces of news:

  1. First of all, congratulations to Matt (22), Alison (116), and Katie (134) for winning the Creed Bratton ‘Bounce Back’ giveaway! I’ll be sending an email to y’all shortly.
  2. Second, Creed wanted to give OfficeTally readers a sneak peek at his groovy new website, www.creedbrattonbounceback.com! Listen to tracks from his latest CD and watch some vintage Creed videos (including his jammin’ performance in The Office Season 2 episode ‘Booze Cruise’). Let’s defrost in a romantic mist, baby!

138 comments

  1. I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing, I like to go in the women’s room for number two. I’ve been caught several times, and I have paid dearly!

  2. I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

  3. [about “whomever”]
    “Michael is right. It’s a made-up word used to trick students.”
    As a student, I couldn’t agree more!

  4. Ah … so many to choose from! But I’m going with one from The Job:

    “Au naturale, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet chariots.”

  5. What is wrong with this woman? She’s asking about stuff that’s nobody’s business. ‘What do I do?’ What do I do, I do here. I should have written it down. ‘Qua’ something. Quaaa. Quarr. Quab. Quall. Qwer. Quobbity! Quobbity assurance!

  6. I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60’s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…

  7. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

  8. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

  9. I love EVERYTHING Creed says, but for sheer “what?” factor, I have to go with:

    “When Pam gets Michael’s new chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”

  10. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

  11. “Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared.
    His name? Creed Bratton.”

  12. You don’t go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don’t just pick up “Get out of jail free” cards! Those things cost thousands!

  13. “I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.”

  14. Hey brah, I been meanin’ to ask you… can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride ride the Bull, am I right? Later, skater.

    of course the best part might be how he looks during this quote. :)

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