Creed Bratton ‘Bounce Back’ giveaway
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 | 138 comments



Two pieces of news:
- First of all, congratulations to Matt (22), Alison (116), and Katie (134) for winning the Creed Bratton ‘Bounce Back’ giveaway! I’ll be sending an email to y’all shortly.
- Second, Creed wanted to give OfficeTally readers a sneak peek at his groovy new website, www.creedbrattonbounceback.com! Listen to tracks from his latest CD and watch some vintage Creed videos (including his jammin’ performance in The Office Season 2 episode ‘Booze Cruise’). Let’s defrost in a romantic mist, baby!
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This contest is now closed to new entries.
Winners announced soon!
What a GREAT contest!
A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody’s business. I’d like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I’d also like to see her topless.
“That wasn’t a tapeworm.”
“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties I made love to many many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing.”
I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60′s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors… in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
My favorite line has to be from gossip; it just topped all the other nonsense that was going on with the fake rumors:
“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?”
PERFECT.
Creed: “Somebody makin’ soup?”
“Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.”
“Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.”
“You’re not real, man!”
“You were in the parking lot earlier. That’s how I know you!”
“I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.”
Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.
“That wasn’t a tapeworm.”
“I find it offensive. Au naturelle, baby. That’s how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.”
It’s been posted before, but it’s gotta be:
“I’m not offended by homosexuality…In the 60s I made love to many, many women–often outdoors in the mud and the rain–and it’s possible that a man slipped in…There’d be no way of knowing”
Creed is the man.
I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11:30. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter—
i’d also like to see her topless
Creed-”Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?”