Dunder Mifflin Scranton newsletter
Sunday, April 29th, 2012 | 60 comments



April 26, 2012
From Kevin: “So I recently realized I’m the smartest guy in the office. Fur example, Andy was showing signs of a breakdown, and I was the only one to see it. I’m always the first one to notice the Famous Amos cookies are gone in the vending machine.”
Link: Dunder Mifflin Scranton Newsletter, Vol. 14 #4
Previous entries after the jump.


Just reading over the old newsletters again and saw that when Pam was pregnant with Cece, Michael suggested that she dress up as Octomom for Halloween, and Jim dress up as Jon Gosselin. That’s even funnier now that they had their second unplanned child in as many years!
Love Kelly!!!
And OMG are those new promo pics??? (Finally!)
boy i thought there would be a lot more excitement/relief from people after reading jim’s column. after all the fears people expressed that jim and pam were going to break up after the finale, i thought everyone who was freaking out about the disrupted proposal would be happy to read that they are still together.
Re: 43 and 47, yes the Office writers really write the newsletter.
As for the whole girlfriend/fiancee thing. Has it ever been established if the newsletter is canon or not? For all we know Jim could propose to Pam in the first ten minutes of the premiere.
[from tanster: please proofread and re-post. thanks!]
Ha ha, I loved Jim’s column. I laughed out loud when I read the bit about Pam drawing on the side of Jim’s 360. I can imagine her doing that :) On a JAM note, Jim called Pam his “girlfriend”. Not “fiance”? Hmm. Interesting.
Every day, I get a little more excited about the premiere! One more month!
I have bad news for Jim – the 360 is reportedly going to have a price drop in 2 weeks. He better sell that quick. :)
Aw, Jim, I’ll buy your 360! :)
And Pam, you should know, you just DON’T come in the way of a guy and his video games. And Wii just isn’t as good.
I love the Pam bit about Michael Beasley and I almost spit my coffee while reading it.
By the way Pam, it’s called getting drafted.
I loved Pam’s column.
Go Wildcats!
I’m a little worried, too, about Pam apparently writing in the newsletter when she’s supposed to be at design school… Maybe we’re just overthinking.
Eek. Pam’s a little racist! Haha. But I love her. Anyway, I liked Michael’s review of Wall-E. I’m hoping he sees Mamma Mia! because it has Meryl Streep. :)
43 Maryanne-
The show’s writers might not have anything to do with the online newsletter. So it might not be “cannon.” It’s still funny.
42, Extra Awesome-
I was really hoping the Bulls would select him. I had visions of having a jersey with Beasley on it. :D
41, Alex-
That was actually my favorite part (well, second to Pam’s). I liked that it made the newsletter seem real and not just completely jokey. Plus, the wording of “How are we in accounting supposed to know who Jackie is? You need to include Jackie’s last name.” had me in stitches.
I sooo had fun reading these!! LOL Thanks for posting the bunch!!
uhm, what is Pam doing writing in the newsletter if she is supposed to be in NY? Perhaps …
HAHA!! Love Pam’s column…Big NCAA basketball fan (go Jayhawks!) but I didn’t think The Office would ever reference Beasley- though I always hoped they would! LOVE IT!
Was Oscar’s bit meant to be funny in the latest one?