Dwight’s new year’s resolutions

Dwight has updated his blog with a history of his new year’s resolutions:

I, Dwight Schrute, resolve, in the year 2007, to display more wisdom and benelovence to my inferiors.

I would expect nothing less. (Of course, it’s benevolence, but that’s tit for tit.)

4 comments

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   1. JimHalpertIsLife  Thu. Jan. 4, 2007 | 12:34pm

   haha i liked the part about his chocolate milk.
   that dwight.

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   2. God  Thu. Jan. 4, 2007 | 12:52pm

   I love this–

   Now I’m not saying I want Ryan or Kevin to kill a competitor or Andy or anything, but it would be nice to know that they would if I asked them to.

   Thats so great, especially since he names Ryan and Kevin! hahah neither of whom would do anything for Dwight.
   And i love how Dwight always ends up talking about killing people.

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   3. lauren  Thu. Jan. 4, 2007 | 1:34pm

   hahaha- “Now I’m not saying I want Ryan or Kevin to kill a competitor or Andy or anything, but it would be nice to know that they would if I asked them to.”

   a competitor OR ANDY… hahaha :)

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   4. Catherine Zeta-Jones  Thu. Jan. 4, 2007 | 1:37pm

   I’m wondering what exactly he meant by keeping those below you as close as possible. Even if that means inside you. (??)

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