Comments on: EXCLUSIVE: Dwight’s original list of VP demands

By: Mimi

Mimi — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:53:56 +0000

I need that shirt! any idea if they sell it? I love JAM but the Assistant President is H I L A R I O U S!

By: Receptionist

Receptionist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:28:58 +0000

How funny that he cc’s Michael Scott. Wonder what Michael would say to this. For Dwight’s full list, click pages 2 and 3. Otherwise you are missing the joke. Go Dwight – Assistant (to the) President!!!

By: cousin mufasa

cousin mufasa — Sat, 31 May 2008 11:15:44 +0000

thanks tobester. you see i slept over at a friend’s the other night and forgot my contacts.

By: Tobester

Tobester — Fri, 23 May 2008 07:43:25 +0000

mufasa look under the article, there are 3 pages, you’ll see: Pages 123. click the numbers

By: cousin mufasa

cousin mufasa — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:16:08 +0000

augh, did i miss it or something? someone…anyone?

By: hannah

hannah — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:21:21 +0000

lol. AWESOME! if only dwight was running mate of another candidate….then he would be in (at least with me! even tho i’m not voting age :P)

oh, dwight. you are the best, my man.

more tee shirts! i want one!!

By: cousin mufasa

cousin mufasa — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:14:08 +0000

I don’t seem to see the original list everyone’s talking about. Help, please?

By: ClassicTransAM

ClassicTransAM — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:48:13 +0000

Dwight’s Secret Service should be armed with cross-bows also. Hopefully the White House has enough room for a large collection of Armoires and his Terrarium.

I need that t-shirt!

Vote Schrute!!!

By: OssoBucco

OssoBucco — Sun, 18 May 2008 06:11:04 +0000

WOW. Thanks so much for sharing this hilarious list with us, Rainn.

By: Mollie

Mollie — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:28:45 +0000

I HAVE to have that t-shirt! where can I buy it?

By: Kell

Kell — Sat, 17 May 2008 21:19:57 +0000

Thank you, Rainn for emailing this to us Tallyheads! How cool!

By: Fig Newton

Fig Newton — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:08:57 +0000

#37 I agree 100%!!!

By: Kenna

Kenna — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:05:09 +0000

I loved this when Rainn read it on The Tonight Show, and it was great to read the “extended version.” Hilarious! How nice of Rainn to email it in for us!

And add me to the group who MUST have one of those Tshirts.

By: VolunteerSheriff'sDeputy:)

VolunteerSheriff'sDeputy:) — Sat, 17 May 2008 05:34:32 +0000

i think this is funnier than what he read!

By: waffle117

waffle117 — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:58:14 +0000

#26–littlestitious–Rainn apparently writes the stuff on Shrute Space by himself. So, I’m assuming that he wrote this as well! (at least I hope he did)! And I agree with you that he should be a writer on the show! This was absolutely amazing!!

The part with the J.K. Rowling bit made me howl with laughter! I completely agree with him!! What is the world without Harry Potter or The Office?! It’s a world that I don’t want to be a part of, that’s what it is! Am I right or am I right?!

Thanks Rainn and Tanster!!

By: Kshu

Kshu — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:56:10 +0000

Assistant to the President

By: Koos

Koos — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:47:49 +0000

I love the Harry Potter part!

By: ok2bconfused

ok2bconfused — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:34:33 +0000

Now I wish this was serious because I’m totally for the J.K. Rowling requirement… even though she lives in the UK and therefore out of the USA’s jurisdiction. Maybe Assistant-President Shrute would use his convincing tactics (from “Did I Stutter?”) against Gordon Brown.

By: JaneD

JaneD — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:10:22 +0000

“Assistant President in Pending” and “Cc: Michael Scott, John McCain” (note that McCain is second!)—the funniest lines of this entirely too funny list.

Thank you for posting this and huge thanks to Rainn for writing and sharing.

By: jkrasislove

jkrasislove — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:07:01 +0000

thank you! i love this list.