Ryan Started the Fire, extended version

UPDATE: in case you missed it when it was posted here at OfficeTally in February, here is the newer extended version of the smash hit mashup, Ryan Started the Fire:

It’s not just a Season 2 ditty anymore.

The original version is on the next page.

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1. 
   140. omfgz  Sun. Jan. 10, 2010 | 3:02pm

   lol try my cookie cookie

2. 
   139. Mrs. Emily Krasinski  Wed. Jan. 6, 2010 | 4:47pm

   I still love this song!

3. 
   138. Koos  Mon. Jun. 22, 2009 | 7:46pm

   This version is even better ahh! Thanks laura for the lyrics!

4. 
   137. DJ Jazzy Flax  Sun. Jun. 21, 2009 | 12:02am

   Is there an mp3 for the extended version as well.

   Do Brad E & Ashley G get Dundies for these videos? Because they’re just beyond awesome.

5. 
   136. blue yogurt lid  Fri. Jun. 19, 2009 | 10:30pm

   “My ho ain’t my ho no mo”

   I am loving the extended version! (TWSS)

6. 
   135. Steve  Fri. Jun. 19, 2009 | 8:21pm

   Thanks for updated lyrics!

7. 
   134. laura  Fri. Jun. 19, 2009 | 5:36pm

   Here are the extended version lyrics:

   Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, Future Fax
   Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirt

   Creed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl’s cool, Toby’s not
   Workspace, not an office, Everybody Hurts

   Elizabeth the whore, Todd Packer, sith lord,
   Hunter, that one night, you made everything all right

   Water mark, fun run, beer me, Stamford’s done
   It’s not Dwigt, it’s Dwight, Stanley’s gonne be all right

   CHORUS:
   Ryan started the fire
   It just started burning,
   Hey the temp’s still learning
   Ryan started the fire
   But he didn’t hide it
   Because Dwight did find it

   Women’s suit, green flute, breast enhancement lawsuit
   Penises on the brain, motel art, carpet stain

   Stapler in Jell-O, I’m coming out hetero,
   TMI, MRI, making love in the rain

   Fireside confessions, valuable life lessons,
   Foreman grill, Dwight’s speech, isn’t this a nude beach?

   Singing a cappella, under my Angerella,
   Sandals, I have worms, Utica branch breach

   Borientation, sales initiation,
   Chicken teriyaki, I’ll have some nagasaki

   Abercrombie and Fitch, just hug it out bitch,
   Do my laundry, don’t enter without knocking

   CHORUS

   That’s what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,
   Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don’t have Mounds bars

   Bleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills,
   Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boy

   Pamelamadingdong, Are you a fan of William Hung?
   Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall

   Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms
   While today it is me, soon we all shall fall

   CHORUS

   Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, Are you calling me a ho?
   Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks

   Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, e-mail taps,
   Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knucks

   That cheesy pita’s toasted, Oh! Boom, roasted!
   Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day

   Oven mitt or I-Pod, Ben Franklin’s lightning rod,
   It’s Meredith’s birthday, I know why Oscar’s “sick” today

   CHORUS

   Watch out a bat’s on the loose, hello are you Mother Goose?
   Unshun, reshun, cripples can’t call shotgun,

   For you babe, complain file, keep your foot out of the aisle,
   I love inside jokes, someday I’ll be a part of one

   Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard dog, paper clips
   Have you seen Jan’s boobs? Look, Ryan’s on Youtube

   Ed Truck is outta luck, Careful Dwight’s got nun chucks,
   Party Planning Committee, Try my googie googie

   Gimli – nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,
   Hey it’s Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?

   CHORUS

   The IT guy’s a terrorist, careful don’t get Andy pissed,
   That says California roll, my ho ain’t my ho no mo

   Foot butter, power trip, Call of Duty, Herr’s chips,
   Jail photo, Kevin’s slow, extra dough, crossbow

   Phyllis flashed, Martin nash, Kevin’s M&M stash,
   Ungrateful beeotch hotline, Boy have you lost your mind?

   Dumb or fat? What’s a text? Spiderface, who’s jinxed next?
   Sushi bar, CIA, Gaydar, hate crime

   Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?
   Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes

   Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,
   Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!

   CHORUS

   CHORUS

8. 
   133. Steve  Fri. Jun. 19, 2009 | 12:54pm

   Does anyone have a link to the updated lyrics?

9. 
   132. NotABadDay  Thu. Jun. 18, 2009 | 9:03pm

   My face hurts from smiling so much. You guys are just brilliant!

10. 
    131. Ginger  Thu. Jun. 18, 2009 | 7:41pm

    LOVE IT! Thanks Brad and Ashley! Keep up the good work (twss!)

11. 
    130. Jamnicity  Thu. Jun. 18, 2009 | 7:29pm

    That is made of awesome! Love the new verses!

12. 
    129. Alison  Thu. Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:48pm

    BradE, LOVE IT!!

13. 
    128. Fiona  Tue. Apr. 28, 2009 | 7:39am

    FAB TUNE! I believe another verse is emerging with the now defunct Michael Scott Paper Company

    Cheese Balls, Pancake Brunch
    Fishy smell, Number Crunch…..

14. 
    127. BradE  Fri. Apr. 17, 2009 | 11:20am

    Hey guys, I just made an extended version of the original. Hope you like it :D

    Link

15. 
    126. lizabeth  Mon. Apr. 13, 2009 | 5:37pm

    Oh dear God. Absolutely amazing. It’s totally going ot stuck in my head now.<3

16. 
    125. sid  Mon. Mar. 30, 2009 | 5:21pm

    This is one of the best video’s i have ever seen! Totally sums up the office, and why it’s the best show going around…

    Great job!

17. 
    124. heather  Wed. Mar. 11, 2009 | 11:57pm

    i have been searching for a video like this since the 2nd season! thank you!

18. 
    123. Sungwon  Fri. Feb. 27, 2009 | 8:11pm

    eh it’s all right vocal-wise, but I loved how the song had everything that is funny about the Office and sums up why we are all fans of this wonderful TV show. This is great.

19. 
    122. Jenleigh  Fri. Feb. 20, 2009 | 8:19am

    I love how this was posted only a few days ago, and all of a sudden there’s 100,000 views on it! The magic of youtube. (and Jenna and Rainn’s plugs.)

20. 
    121. DJ Jazzy Flax  Fri. Feb. 20, 2009 | 1:34am

    this video is featured on ew.com!! awesome!

    Link

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