Schrute-Space update

Friday, March 16th, 2007 | 21 comments

After a nearly two-month hiatus, Dwight’s back with some rather detailed funeral arrangements. For himself. For the future.

I would like Michael Scott to make a graveside speech. In it he should mention a few things, such as:

“Dwight Kurt Schrute was the best assistant regional manager I will ever have.”

And

“I loved this man more than Andy or Jim or Pam.”
(note: he does not have to include ‘Jan’ in said speech.)

Link: WEB LOG

Tipster: cristin

Posted in: Rainn Wilson

21 comments

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  1. 21. Elisabeth  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 7:43pm

    Schrute funerals are very romantic.


  2. 20. Jane  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 5:08pm

    As piazzaNYcatcher (are you straight or are you gay?) said, I loved your inclusion of ‘for himself, for the future’. I lol’d!

    I think this sounds a little off from Dwight, though. Plus, didn’t he want to be frozen?


  3. 19. Trisha  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 4:02pm

    Question. Will Dwight’s uncle provide fireworks for us at his funeral?


  4. 18. Michael  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 3:17pm

    HELP GO VOTE FOR DWIGHT!
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  5. 17. thatswhatshesaid07  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 2:27pm

    I thought he wanted to be frozen


  6. 16. assitant to the sensei  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 12:35pm

    it sounds like him…i especially can hear him actually saying..note:doesnt have to include ‘Jan’ name in the speech.


  7. 15. cherz  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 12:05pm

    is it just me or does anyone else think that some of that does not sound like Dwight..i mean, in a sense it does but i dunno, just seems off.


  8. 14. FutureMrsHalpert  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 11:49am

    But there’s a problem here:

    Andy went to the future in a time machine and saw Dwight’s funeral…no one was there.


  9. 13. tanster  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 10:19am

    Thank you, piazzaNYcatcher. :)


  10. 12. Big Tuna  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 10:15am

    I love Schrute-Space. And yeah, we definitely need audio versions!


  11. 11. piazzaNYcatcher  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 10:14am

    For himself. For the future.

    I love it!!


  12. 10. Dying Star  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 9:39am

    I hear it that way too!


  13. 9. FutureMrsHalpert  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 9:39am

    “web log”, my bad.


  14. 8. FutureMrsHalpert  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 9:39am

    If only there was a way to get an audio version of the blog - how great would it be to hear the “web blog” read aloud in Rainn’s voice?

    Of course, I’m so obsessed, when I read it I hear Rainn’s voice in my head anyway :-)


  15. 7. Dying Star  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 9:26am

    I want to be haunted by Dwight!


  16. 6. BlueJeanBaby  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 6:26am

    Just when I was wondering if we were ever going to see a “web log” from Dwight again.

    “I want Jim to get on his knees and beg my forgiveness and while he’s in mid cry Mose will hit him in the back of his head with an oar.”

    Hilarious.


  17. 5. HamburgerHalpert  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 4:41am

    Good to know Dwight is a fan of Creed’s music


  18. 4. semby  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 3:29am

    Grassroots cd :)


  19. 3. Clark  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 1:21am

    Vote for DWIGHT for Best TV Character!

    He is head to head right now with Dr. House, and Dwight could sure use all Office fans support since a lot (and I mean a LOT) of House fans are voting in also! So far they’re tied up.

    Btw, MICHAEL SCOTT lost :(


  20. 2. Greg  Fri. Mar. 16, 2007 | 12:49am

    1) My lover’s cat and/or my lover

    good stuff.

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