Seasons of Michael

The Dunder Mifflin gang sings “Seasons of Michael” in The Office episode, Michael’s Last Dundies.

It is a takeoff on the song “Seasons of Love” from the Broadway musical, Rent.

Lyrics

Nine million nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes
We actually sat down and did the math
Nine million nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes
That’s how many minutes that you’ve worked here
In costumes
And impressions
In meetings
In cups of coffee
For birthdays
More meetings and
Email forwards you made us read
Nine million nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes
That’s like watching “Die Hard” eighty thousand times
You hit me with your car
You helped me get off drugs
I watch you when you sleep
I forgive you for kissing me
Remember to, call (you got to remember to call)
Remember to, call (love is a gift from up above)
Remember to, call (text or call or email or call)
Measure your life in love
Remember to call
Remember to call (you got to remember to call)
Remember to call

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