Writer: Justin Spitzer, Director: Mindy Kaling
Summary (NBC): Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together to Donna (guest star Amy Pietz), the manager of a local restaurant. But Michael keeps misreading the signals she’s putting out. Meanwhile, Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.
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The Office Body Language quotes
Michael: This would be a healing thing for all of North America.
Dwight: I have it on very good authority that within 20 years, everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.
Oscar: Your office is full of genitalia.
Michael: Eso es lo que dice el.
Oscar: That’s what he says?
Dwight: If you want people to put the best face on something, why would you get two people who probably have never cut the face off of anything in their lives?
Jim: I don’t even know who you are anymore.
Michael: Did somebody order a hooker over here?
Donna: You have some ancestors in common. Somewhere back.
Angela: I knew it. You should see their baby.
Gabe: You have to be a minority.
Dwight: Uh, glasses wearers, cholera survivors, geniuses, non-organic family farmers, the list goes on and on. You want me to keep going?
Darryl: Maybe one day I’ll be sitting in Michael’s chair. Wouldn’t that be something.
Dwight: How many Indian CEOs can you think of?
Kelly: I can’t think of any CEOs, any race.
Dwight: You could be the Indian Bill Gates. You could be the Indian Ted Turner.
Kelly: I could be the Indian Julia Roberts!
Michael: Those are Shrek-green eyes.
Jim: Maybe you shouldn’t try to kiss people at work.
Donna: I work in the nightlife industry, I get hit on all the time. In my 20s, it would have been annoying. In my late 20s, I find it really flattering.
Pam: Good luck, wingman.
Kelly: Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It’s so dorky.
Dwight: 911, hello, Scranton Strangler’s in the house. Inside the house!
Creed: You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man I tell ya.
Michael: Sometimes, it makes financial sense to lose money.
Oscar: In this case, it makes more financial sense to gain money.
Dwight: If you’d have told me this morning that today I’d be creating a monster capable of my own destruction, I’d have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.
Kevin: Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&Ms all day.
Andy: Well, why don’t you just move the M&Ms?
Kevin: Well why don’t you shut up?!
Pam: Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob Shirt.
Michael: What sort of movie would Rudy have been, if he had just stopped and given up after two rejections? Would have been a lot shorter. Probably been a lot funnier.
Darryl: I’ve got my whole life to be a minority executive. I only have a year left in these knees, though.
Dwight: I wasn’t talking to you, Pale Face.
Stanley: I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow.
Dwight: Speaking of rainbows, Oscar, you are kind of a double minority. Gay.
Kelly: For hobbies, yoga, belly dancing, snake charming, beds of nails, I like lying on them.
Hide: In Japan, heart surgeon, number one. Steady hand.
Michael: Was it the cleavage?
Pam: Yeah, and the shoulder cut-outs.
Andy: She’s touching around down there. It’s easy to get confused.
Erin: Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?
Michael: Oh, you’re still here. I have your baguette.
Kelly: I’ll never forget everything that you’ve done for me. Because I never forget anything.
Dwight: Just once, I would like to be a puppetmaster and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?
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