Writer: Ryan Koh, Director: Jeffrey Blitz
Summary (NBC): Following Ryan’s recent scandal at corporate, Holly holds a business ethics seminar. Jim makes Dwight comply with the company’s “time theft” policy.
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The Office Business Ethics quotes
Dwight: She’s not a virgin, you know.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Holly: Pencils down! Just kidding. Take your time.
Holly: It’s going to be IN-SANE!
Holly and Michael: Let’s get ethical, ethical …
Michael: Ultimately my strategy is to sort of merge this into a relationship without her even knowing.
Kevin: Oooh, check it out: Hired Guy.
Ryan: Okay, elephant in the room. Let’s talk about it.
Michael: Good speech, Ryan. You’re a good guy.
Michael: I think we can all totally agree that Holly is totally fantastic.
Kelly: I’ll just take up smoking. I’ll do it. I don’t care.
Michael: You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan. You need to be Robin Shyamalan.
Michael: Lauren, enough with the pencils.
Andy: Yeah, I took Intro to Philosophy twice. No big deal.
Dwight: You’ve been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.
Michael: When I discovered YouTube, I didn’t work for five days. I did nothing. I viewed ‘Cookie Monster sings Chocolate Rain’ about a thousand times.
Michael: I feel very very good. And catharctic.
Michael: You are a thief of joy.
Angela: I once reported Oscar to the INS.
Meredith: Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?
Michael: “The Merenator,” sleepin’ with suppliers.
Meredith: There’s not a lot of fruit in those looms.
Michael: We’re trying to help you, you stupid bag.
Jim: Yawn. Four seconds.
Michael: Well, well, Holly-lujah.
Michael: Would you care to bang it out over lunch?
Michael: Yeah, it’s kind of business romantic.
Jim: You know, it’s weird. It’s practically a shot-for-shot remake.
Jim: Story’s kind of bland. It’s about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian, who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Jim: It’s exhausting being this vigilant. I’ll probably have to go home early today.
Michael: You have to tolerate a lot when you’re part of a family.
Jim: What were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds, Dwight?
Holly: I was just hoping middle school was over.
Michael: You get me.
Michael: How do you tell somebody, that you care about deeply, “I told you so”?
Michael: Get in there right now, or I’m going to lose it!
Stanley: Amen, just keep the ribs coming.
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