The Office: Business Trip, 5.08

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The Office Business Trip

Writer: Brent Forrester, Director: Randall Einhorn

Summary (NBC): Michael is ecstatic when David Wallace decides to send him on a business trip to Canada. Andy and Oscar become unlikely friends when Michael decides to bring them along on the trip.

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The Office Business Trip quotes

Michael: In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment.

Michael: I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery.

Michael: I am ashamed at your naked face.

Michael: You are now sexy in your culture.

Jim: Everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.

Michael: I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce.

David: In terms of nightlife, when you get there, just ask the concierge.

Michael: Two are empty for souvenirs.

Dwight: Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country?

Michael: Welcome to Cribs — Business Class Edition.

Andy: Michael G. Scott, rolling like a pimp!

Michael: Do you have a bag of baby poop in there, too, to share with everybody?

Kelly: What are we doing, this is so wrong.

Andy: Follow moi, bro-sieur.

Michael: A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.

Pam: I-I hate computers.

Pam: Can you do another three months of this?

Michael: Concierge Marie. Michael Scott.

Andy: Those two dudes are as good as naked.

Andy: Beer me dos Long Island iced teas, s’il vous plaît. Bad decision in a glass.

Andy: A guy needs intercourse.

Andy: You will thank me when they spank thee.

Oscar: How could anyone stand that woman?

Andy: What is wrong with you?

Oscar: Why won’t you do Andy?

Andy: I want to take you to sex school.

Jim: How does everyone know already?

Dwight: Who is that, monkey?

Dwight: Last I checked, that’s not an office building in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Andy: Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada.

Andy: Get the whole nine ‘nards.

Andy: That was real?! — I thought I dreamed that.

Ryan: All you have to do is press “Send.”

Andy: She’s taking us back to first base.

Andy: I get to kiss her forehead.

Andy: Wingman for life. W.M.F.L.

Andy: You up for a chest bump? Bro hug?

Michael: The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks.

Michael: Why did you send her away? That was a really sucky thing to do.

Michael: I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete.

Pam: I’m coming back the wrong way.

Jim: Welcome back.

Kelly: We’re back together again, baby.

Quotes from deleted scenes

Michael: In England, they say “hi!” In China, they say “hi-yaaaah!”

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