The Office: Costume Contest, 7.06

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The Office Costume Contest

Writer: Justin Spitzer, Director: Dean Holland

Summary (NBC): When Darryl takes an idea to corporate over his head, Michael freaks out. Everyone in the office is in a competitive mood as the Halloween costume contest gets underway. Meanwhile, Pam tries to get the truth out of Danny about their dating history. Guest star: Timothy Olyphant.

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The Office Costume Contest quotes

Jim: So the question has to be asked: is there no limit to what he won’t notice?

Kevin: The statement that I am making, Oscar, is I kind of look like Michael Moore.

Erin: Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?

Dwight: If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you’d be so strangled by now.

Dwight: To my chickens, I’m the Scranton Strangler.

Dwight: You’re only one-third as beautiful and about half her height.

Jim: I am Popeye. Just after he retired from the Navy and took a desk job in corporate America.

Packer: Why don’t witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!

Michael: Where does Dracula like to water ski?
Dwight: Lake Eerie.

Packer: Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet?

Michael: I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they’re missing.

Kevin: I forget nothing. I’m like an elephant in that way.

Dwight: He went over your head to go behind your back.

Dwight: Magnets are interesting enough. You don’t need to tart them up with some design.

Michael: What the hell are they talking about?
Dwight: Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.

Kevin: You think that I would let this happen again? No way Jose!

Danny: I just wanted to make sure things weren’t weird.

Michael: I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That’s not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.

Michael: You went over my head. And then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.

Stanley: How many freaking vampires am I supposed to care about these days?

Oscar: You see my costume? I’m a “rational consumer.”

Michael: Happy Halloween, jerk!

Pam: Dressing up as somebody… I mean when has that ever worked for you?

Kelly: Could you ever once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?

Angela: I think we all live in the real world here. Let’s not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.

Dwight: I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth. (That’s what she said.)

Packer: Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?

Erin: I got two. I ate two whole apples!

Michael: I am not budging on the hat issue.

Andy: Is becoming CEO of this company your a cappella group?

Darryl: I do have big plans at this company.

Jim: Who doesn’t call a dork like that back?

Ryan: Shake things up. I’m a Nader guy.

Creed: Best Edward James Olmos costume I’ve ever seen. Like freaky good.

Halloween Costumes

  • Michael: MacGruber
  • Dwight: Scranton Strangler
  • Pam: Olive Oyl
  • Jim: Popeye
  • Cece: Swee’pea
  • Ryan: Justin Bieber
  • Andy: Bill Compton (“True Blood”)
  • Meredith: Sookie Stackhouse (“True Blood”)
  • Kevin: Michael Moore
  • Creed: mummy
  • Oscar: 70s pimp, then “rational consumer”
  • Phyllis: judge
  • Erin: hideous monster
  • Stanley: samurai warrior
  • Darryl: Dracula
  • Angela: penguin, then sexy nurse
  • Toby: hobo
  • Kelly: Snooki (“Jersey Shore”), then Katy Perry
  • Gabe: Lady Gaga
  • Todd Packer: pregnant nun with paper bag labeled “trouser mouse”
  • Bob Vance: Dirty Harry

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