The Office: Did I Stutter?, 4.16

« Previous episodeNext episode »

The Office Did I Stutter

Writers: Brent Forrester and Justin Spitzer
Director: Randall Einhorn

Summary (NBC): Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting. Dwight decides to buy Andy’s car. Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience after spending the night at Jim’s.

The Office Did I Stutter extras

The Office Did I Stutter rating

7.58/10

See all The Office Season 4 ratings.

The Office Did I Stutter quotes

Michael: Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it.

Jim: If you were a real star, you’d put your face in it.

Dwight: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael: That’s what she said.

Michael: I can come back here, when I’m 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say “That’s me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole.”

Angela: It’s a man eating cat food!

Dwight: Andy and Angela seem very happy. I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.

Michael: Pam … those make you look so ugly.

Michael: It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.

Pam: If you propose to me during the Michael meeting, I will say no.

Michael: Pam clearly has just given up trying.

Michael: Zing and pep, those are the kind of words we’re looking for.

Stanley: Did I stutter?

Michael: What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened.

Michael: Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful, black man, and you’re … you.

Michael: “Hey, um, you’re poor.” “Well hey, your mama’s dead.” That’s what friends do.

Michael: You’re so white.

Toby: Sometimes my daughter’s stomach hurts when there’s a mean girl at school.

Dwight: This car is crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.

Dwight: It will be towed by a donkey.

Dwight: Five, four, three, two, now. Now, now, now!

Stanley: I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong.

Dwight: Do it. Give. Me. Control.

Kevin: Could you just say “These are due back Thursday.”

Creed: A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody’s business. I’d like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I’d also like to see her topless.

Michael: Have you ever been in a gang?

Darryl: The Latin Kings. The Warriors. Newsies.

Darryl: In the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers.

Darryl: Y’all just go to church together and get an ice cream cone.

Ryan: How do you live with a franchise this bad?

Ryan: I always appreciate constructive criticism about my job performance. I thrive on it.

Andy: You’re flipping my car for profit.

Dwight: “A stupid idiotic numbskull named Andy Bernard sold his XTerra to a smart and capable man named Dwight. This is shaping up to be an awesome day for Dwight.”

Michael: I am serious. We are all serious. You are fired like a heart attack.

Stanley: You are out of your damn little pea-sized mind.

Kevin: It’s Michael versus Stanley, and it is the Clash of the Titans.

Michael: Why don’t they just make the plane out of the airline food?

Michael: Take her, please, for example.

Michael: What’s the deal with Grape Nuts? No grapes, no nuts.

Michael: Everybody out except Phyllis.

Icon courtesy of pessimistreader.

396 comments

  1. what happened in the first half of the cold open?? I jumped in when they were shouting things in the office.

    the last conference room scene with dwight and michael … laughed out loud for 5 minutes. brilliant!

  2. HAHAHHAHA
    this is amazing.
    a second “fake proposal”?
    and andy’s car’s “racing stripe” :D

  3. If Jim gets fired I honestly do NOT know what i’ll do. I seriously truly don’t.

  4. Wow! Ryan is a JERK. Toby isn’t much better. Hopefully Jim will call him on his crush. But UGH I hate Ryan.

  5. I am not sure how to feel right now. The jokes kept getting me really well in this episode. Some of the hardest Office laughs I have had in 4 years of the show. Then that ‘warning’ really punched me in the stomach. I am not sure what to think. I can only imagine how the season will end now. I hope this doesn’t cause problems.

  6. Literally one of the best episodes hands down. Funniest, anyway. I am laughing harder than ever.

  7. What the!!!?????? Toby is a creep! I get that he wants to get with Pam but that’s just low…

  8. Dwight’s emergency org chart is priceless! I love his Jedi powers. 5…4…3..2..1..do it!

  9. What a great moment for Michael, talking to Stanley. I love when we get to see how Michael’s weird style actually works in a twisted way.

  10. I love Michael but that was a pretty lame way to end what was actually a decent episode..

Comments are closed.