Writer: Anthony Farrell, Director: Dave Rogers
Summary (NBC): Pam is embarrassed when she is the only person at corporate wearing a costume on Halloween. Holly and Michael take the long trip to Nashua after they get some shocking news from corporate.
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The Office Employee Transfer quotes
Kelly: Who are you, Larry King?
Kelly: Oh, from the insurance commercials.
Creed: Let’s put a smile on that face.
Kevin: Damn it, Creed! I’ve been up since four.
Andy: Sweet ‘stume, dude.
Andy: We were looking for ‘kitten.’
Jim: Hey New York. Happy Halloween.
Pam: And I can’t even take off my hat … because then I’m Hitler.
Darryl: Do not. Touch. My radio.
Dwight: Thought I’d go casual today.
Andy: Take that sweatshirt off!
Dwight: If someone who barely outsells Phyllis can get in, I should be fine.
Dwight: I meant that as a compliment to you, Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.
Dwight: If it makes Andy angry, so be it.
Michael/Holly: Life is a highway … I want to ride it all night long.
Dwight: So … how do you think we’re going to do against Penn this year?
Dwight: Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn’t have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.
Andy: My blood runs Big Red.
Pam: They’re probably thinking, “That Pam Beesly, she’s the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She’s the best!” The absolute best.
Jim’s brother: She basically has a hobby for a job.
Holly: You were sleeping? You were talking before.
Michael: Little breakfast place … with really good bacon.
Michael: Here we go. Fourth time’s the charm.
Michael: Are you crying? Allergies?
Michael: Did Darryl touch you?
Michael: I’ve dated almost four women. And you are so far above them, it is stupid.
Holly: Don’t make it harder than it has to be.
Michael: That’s what she said.
Michael: I am not gonna give up that easy. I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
Andy: I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.
Creed: It’s pronounced “Colonel.” It’s the highest rank in the military.
Andy: That’s a bobble Big Red Bear!
Michael: Maybe I’ll see an accident one weekend.
Holly: Years of just a few hours every weekend?
Darryl: Clever, Mike.
Michael: We’re like peanut butter and jelly.
Darryl: Please call me back. Please.
Michael: I’m not strong. I’ll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan!
Dwight: The Harmoniacs or the Do-Re-Migos?
Andy: When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.
Andy: I would say he has none-percent chance.
Andy: Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You’re doing great.
Andy: Nobody wants that … to happen.
Andy: Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.
Jim: “Pam cool. Welcome to the family.”
Pam: Hey, how ’bout at Thanksgiving, we prank Tom about being bald?
Michael: I’ll just ride back with you.
Darryl: Breakups hurt.
Darryl: Sometimes when I’m down like this, it helps to sing the blues.
Andy: Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.
Andy: You’re supposed to cook these, aren’t you.