The Office: Employee Transfer, 5.06

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The Office: Employee Transfer

Writer: Anthony Farrell, Director: Dave Rogers

Summary (NBC): Pam is embarrassed when she is the only person at corporate wearing a costume on Halloween. Holly and Michael take the long trip to Nashua after they get some shocking news from corporate.

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The Office Employee Transfer quotes

Kelly: Who are you, Larry King?

Kelly: Oh, from the insurance commercials.

Creed: Let’s put a smile on that face.

Kevin: Damn it, Creed! I’ve been up since four.

Andy: Sweet ‘stume, dude.

Andy: We were looking for ‘kitten.’

Jim: Hey New York. Happy Halloween.

Pam: And I can’t even take off my hat … because then I’m Hitler.

Darryl: Do not. Touch. My radio.

Dwight: Thought I’d go casual today.

Andy: Take that sweatshirt off!

Dwight: If someone who barely outsells Phyllis can get in, I should be fine.

Dwight: I meant that as a compliment to you, Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.

Dwight: If it makes Andy angry, so be it.

Michael/Holly: Life is a highway … I want to ride it all night long.

Dwight: So … how do you think we’re going to do against Penn this year?

Dwight: Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn’t have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.

Andy: My blood runs Big Red.

Pam: They’re probably thinking, “That Pam Beesly, she’s the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She’s the best!” The absolute best.

Jim’s brother: She basically has a hobby for a job.

Holly: You were sleeping? You were talking before.

Michael: Little breakfast place … with really good bacon.

Michael: Here we go. Fourth time’s the charm.

Michael: Are you crying? Allergies?

Michael: Did Darryl touch you?

Michael: I’ve dated almost four women. And you are so far above them, it is stupid.

Holly: Don’t make it harder than it has to be.
Michael: That’s what she said.

Michael: I am not gonna give up that easy. I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.

Andy: I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.

Creed: It’s pronounced “Colonel.” It’s the highest rank in the military.

Andy: That’s a bobble Big Red Bear!

Michael: Maybe I’ll see an accident one weekend.

Holly: Years of just a few hours every weekend?

Darryl: Clever, Mike.

Michael: We’re like peanut butter and jelly.

Darryl: Please call me back. Please.

Michael: I’m not strong. I’ll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan!

Dwight: The Harmoniacs or the Do-Re-Migos?

Andy: When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.

Andy: I would say he has none-percent chance.

Andy: Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You’re doing great.

Andy: Nobody wants that … to happen.

Andy: Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.

Jim: “Pam cool. Welcome to the family.”

Pam: Hey, how ’bout at Thanksgiving, we prank Tom about being bald?

Michael: I’ll just ride back with you.

Darryl: Breakups hurt.

Darryl: Sometimes when I’m down like this, it helps to sing the blues.

Andy: Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.

Andy: You’re supposed to cook these, aren’t you.

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