Writer: B.J. Novak, Director: B.J. Novak
Summary (NBC): Dwight offers free family portraits for the office — a stolen diaper leads to a high-speed car chase. With a little help from an old boss, Andy goes undercover as a janitor and stages a takeover. And a new business opportunity arises for Robert California. Guest stars: James Spader, Catherine Tate.
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The Office Free Family Portrait Studio extras
In a poll conducted May 10-14, 2012, Tallyheads rated this episode: 6.79/10
The Office Free Family Portrait Studio quotes
Oscar: I’m here to tell you that, yes, it does get better.
Kelly: Webcams make me look the way I look in my fantasies.
Robert: Sexuality is a spectrum.
Oscar: It gets better. Maybe not much better. But better.
Dwight: What’s even more precious to people than muffins? Their own children.
Darryl: You mean to tell me that no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?
Darryl: What flavor is that?
Hide: Coconut penis.
Darryl: The coconut is pretty subtle.
Darryl: I would date the hell out of me.
Darryl: I would go crazy on myself.
Gabe: Oh how the mediocre have fallen.
Andy: I have a delicious secret.
Creed: This carpet’s overdue for a good mopping.
Andy: I convinced David Wallace to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre.
Erin: Okay, you’re going to go through the hallway. Here’s a map.
Angela: The senator is the only man I’ve ever been with.
Andy: It’s go time.
Erin: After you’re manager, some of these images are going to be hard to shake.
Erin: Just calibrate.
Dwight: He defecated.
Darryl: Good slam.
Brandon: Thank you, Biggie.
Angela: No! Dwight! Give me the diaper!
Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!
Toby: Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?
Dwight: Operation Phoenix is a go.
Ryan’s sign: Kelly, I know you are with someone but I love you. I will wait forever.
Robert: This is the worst thing I have ever seen.
Robert: Why’d they add coconut? I miss original.
Andy: From janitor to manager? It’s quite a Cinderella story.
Andy: From total loss, to total boss.
Robert: I’m Bob. Bob Kazamakis.
Andy: Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all.
Nellie: The quality of mercy is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven, upon the place beneath.
Andy: How dare you play the bard card.
Andy: All right, you sly bastard. When can you start?
Ryan’s sign: Missed connection — Caffeine Corner — you were blonde w/a hat? I work at Dunder Mifflin. Hope to see you again.
Robert: I want to see these girls right through college. Especially the gymnasts.
Senator Lipton: You know what this is about. Call.