The Office Hallmark holiday cards

The Office

Hallmark is selling two holiday cards that include audio clips from The Office.

First card

Front: So many reasons to be merry …
Inside: Have the greatest Christmas of all time!
Audio: Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk, and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What’s better than giving presents? Fourth, getting presents. So four things, not bad for one day. It’s really the greatest day of all time.

Second card

Front: Christmas is a time for giving …
Inside: … and receiving. Happy Holidays
Audio: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.

These cards are available at as well as stores like Walmart.

Tipsters: Brittany, Marianne