The Office: Job Fair, 4.17

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The Office

Writers: Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky
Director: Tucker Gates

Summary (NBC): Jim hits the links with Andy and Kevin to try and land his biggest client ever. Michael sets up a booth at a local job fair to find “the best and the brightest” for Dunder Mifflin’s summer internship.

The Office Job Fair extras

Writer Lee Eisenberg answers fan questions in the Job Fair Q&A.

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The Office Job Fair quotes

Michael: Wanna get some fresh blood, youthanize this place.

Kelly: Omigod, Darryl, you look like Barack Obama. Everybody, I’m dating Barack Obama.

Dwight: Maybe he’s going to church. Or court.

Darryl: Figured I’d look presentable. You … went a different way.

Michael: Pam will be eye candy.

Jim: I am about to do something very bold at this job that I’ve never done before. Try.

Michael: A blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities.

Andy: Got my knot on.

Creed: I finished my work months ago.

Dwight: I will tell on you.

Michael: You could be a classy janitor or a cashier with dignity. Or a migraine worker.

Michael: Maybe for you, paper should be more of a hobby.

Darryl: The booth is lame without it.

Pam: And then you sneezed in my tea and then you said, don’t worry, it’s just allergies.

Michael: Thank you, Dateline.

Creed: Hiya, Pumpkin. It’s Creed.

Creed: Say, we’re going to ditch this bitch. You in?

Creed: Pumpkin’s out! Let’s go, gang!

Michael: Yes. And don’t call me Shirley.

Pam: I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.

Jim: Oh, I like you.

Phil: It’s not in the stars, Jim.

Andy: I fell in the sand trap.

Michael: He’s the most important thing in my life right now.

Michael: This is Darryl Philbin. Isn’t he big?

Michael: She will do you.

Michael: I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.
Oscar: What? Why wouldn’t you say that to her face?

Justin: You were, you were kind of a jerk to me.

Michael: H&R Block? C’mon! I mean, I don’t even know what they do.

Michael: Air Force is cool.

Michael: He chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me.

Michael: Yeah. Kiss her. Kiss her good.

Pam: New York or Philadelphia.
Impulse Design guy: That’s where the action is.

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