The Office: Last Day In Florida, 8.18

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The Office: Last Day In Florida

Writer: Robert Padnick, Director: Matt Sohn

Summary (NBC): After Robert California reveals that he hates Nellie’s business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight from being fired. Meanwhile, Andy learns that Erin isn’t coming back to Scranton. Guest stars: James Spader, Catherine Tate.

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The Office Last Day In Florida rating

In a poll conducted March 8-12, 2012, Tallyheads rated this episode: 7.71/10

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The Office Last Day In Florida quotes

Manually transcribed by tanster :)

Andy: I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.

Andy: He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.

Dwight: Don’t touch my treasure.

Oscar: Oh god, I’m Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride!

Dwight: A dart? Are you kidding me?

Dwight: Well, Mr. Ball, it’s been a pleasure. Now give my regards to hell!

Nellie: Well swung, my VIP V.P.!

Nellie: We are a regular Archibald and his man George.

Nellie: I just made you look like the goat of Dover.

Dwight: You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples.

Jim: What’s the word? It’s not bittersweet. It’s, uh… sweet.

Andy: Would if I could, and I can, so I will.

Toby: This is the only place I interact with people. Can’t you sell at your church or barbershop? Or chess club?

Darryl: Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.

Erin: Hey, Lucy, I’m home! Babaloo!

Erin: Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.

Erin: Honestly, I don’t know how she survived without me.

Irene: When can I introduce you to my grandson? He’s a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end, he does it all.

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Nellie: In England, they put the holes a little bit to the right, you see.

Kevin: Oh, the springtime thinks that it’s the best, and fall time thinks that it’s the best, cold time has kind of a strut, and Valentine’s thinks that it’s the best. But gather around, peeps I’ll tell you the truth, nothing beats the cookie season, that’s the truth!

Darryl: It’s not a scratch and sniff, Kev.

Darryl: You’re new to the game. You learned a lesson today.

Kevin: I actually do want you to fight over me. I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined. Metaphorically sixty-nined. Perverts. No offense, Oscar.

Jim: Well, he’s Florida’s problem now.

Robert: The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone’s wise to us.

Gabe: I’m not just saying this. That was the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Dwight: What? Your stylist ran out of messy spray?

Packer: Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willie?

Dwight: You look like the world’s tallest hobbit.

Irene: You don’t “make a video chat,” you “video chat.”

Pam: Did you actually try your hardest?
Jim: Yes. My pretty hardest.

Jim: It’s like he’s been bitten by a radioactive Dwight or something.

Jim: Stanley’s very upset that we’re leaving Florida, but he would back me up.

Darryl : You can’t trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man.

Darryl: Baby, if you’re watching this, you’re not chubby, you’re beautiful. Daddy’s just got to sell some cookies.

Meredith: Make them kiss me!

Andy: I want you looking totally puertorriqueña when I see you.

Kevin: Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star.

Dwight: I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back. You’re like an Amish return stick.

Dwight: It’s going to take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products.

Packer: Put me in, babe. I’ve got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style. I’m your man.

Ryan: Thought you checked my Tumblr.
Andy: You never update it.
Ryan: Well, I updated it.

Dwight: I’m going to just have to run right through you.

Jim: Are you really revving up? You know that doesn’t work.

Dwight: Jackie Chan!

Darryl : Kevin can’t come to the phone right now, because he’s busy… with us.

Kevin: Who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?

Toby: Don’t make me be your pony, Kevin.

Toby: I refuse to be another man’s horsey.

Dwight: Thunderslam!

Nellie: Fire the employee, yes. But not the man.

Packer: I can’t get fired. I’m an institution.

Andy: I’m going to Florida to get Erin.

Andy: Forgot to turn off my email.

Andy: “You’re about to close four tabs. Are you sure you want to continue?” Yes. I am sure. Ah… slow computer!

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