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Writer: Robert Padnick, Director: Matt Sohn
Summary (NBC): After Robert California reveals that he hates Nellie’s business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight from being fired. Meanwhile, Andy learns that Erin isn’t coming back to Scranton. Guest stars: James Spader, Catherine Tate.
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In a poll conducted March 8-12, 2012, Tallyheads rated this episode: 7.71/10
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The Office Last Day In Florida quotes
Manually transcribed by tanster :)
Andy: I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.
Andy: He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.
Dwight: Don’t touch my treasure.
Oscar: Oh god, I’m Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride!
Dwight: A dart? Are you kidding me?
Dwight: Well, Mr. Ball, it’s been a pleasure. Now give my regards to hell!
Nellie: Well swung, my VIP V.P.!
Nellie: We are a regular Archibald and his man George.
Nellie: I just made you look like the goat of Dover.
Dwight: You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples.
Jim: What’s the word? It’s not bittersweet. It’s, uh… sweet.
Andy: Would if I could, and I can, so I will.
Toby: This is the only place I interact with people. Can’t you sell at your church or barbershop? Or chess club?
Darryl: Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.
Erin: Hey, Lucy, I’m home! Babaloo!
Erin: Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.
Erin: Honestly, I don’t know how she survived without me.
Irene: When can I introduce you to my grandson? He’s a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end, he does it all.
Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Nellie: In England, they put the holes a little bit to the right, you see.
Kevin: Oh, the springtime thinks that it’s the best, and fall time thinks that it’s the best, cold time has kind of a strut, and Valentine’s thinks that it’s the best. But gather around, peeps I’ll tell you the truth, nothing beats the cookie season, that’s the truth!
Darryl: It’s not a scratch and sniff, Kev.
Darryl: You’re new to the game. You learned a lesson today.
Kevin: I actually do want you to fight over me. I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined. Metaphorically sixty-nined. Perverts. No offense, Oscar.
Jim: Well, he’s Florida’s problem now.
Robert: The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone’s wise to us.
Gabe: I’m not just saying this. That was the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Dwight: What? Your stylist ran out of messy spray?
Packer: Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willie?
Dwight: You look like the world’s tallest hobbit.
Irene: You don’t “make a video chat,” you “video chat.”
Pam: Did you actually try your hardest?
Jim: Yes. My pretty hardest.
Jim: It’s like he’s been bitten by a radioactive Dwight or something.
Jim: Stanley’s very upset that we’re leaving Florida, but he would back me up.
Darryl : You can’t trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man.
Darryl: Baby, if you’re watching this, you’re not chubby, you’re beautiful. Daddy’s just got to sell some cookies.
Meredith: Make them kiss me!
Andy: I want you looking totally puertorriqueña when I see you.
Kevin: Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star.
Dwight: I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back. You’re like an Amish return stick.
Dwight: It’s going to take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products.
Packer: Put me in, babe. I’ve got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style. I’m your man.
Ryan: Thought you checked my Tumblr.
Andy: You never update it.
Ryan: Well, I updated it.
Dwight: I’m going to just have to run right through you.
Jim: Are you really revving up? You know that doesn’t work.
Dwight: Jackie Chan!
Darryl : Kevin can’t come to the phone right now, because he’s busy… with us.
Kevin: Who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?
Toby: Don’t make me be your pony, Kevin.
Toby: I refuse to be another man’s horsey.
Nellie: Fire the employee, yes. But not the man.
Packer: I can’t get fired. I’m an institution.
Andy: I’m going to Florida to get Erin.
Andy: Forgot to turn off my email.
Andy: “You’re about to close four tabs. Are you sure you want to continue?” Yes. I am sure. Ah… slow computer!
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