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Writer: B.J. Novak, Director: Asaad Kelada
Summary (NBC): Michael and Dwight go undercover to spy on a paper company competitor. The rest of the office settles the question: is Hilary Swank hot?
The Office Prince Family Paper rating
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The Office Prince Family Paper quotes
Jim: Looks like a red wire.
Jim: Oh, he’ll be fine. I made it up there.
Michael: Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Wallace?
Michael: Fax? Why don’t you just send it over on a dinosaur?
Dwight: Michael, please. Can I seduce her?
Dwight: You know how I feel about IHOP! Are you a socialist?
Michael: You will have pancakes and you’ll like it.
Michael: Clouds in the sky. That means it’s going to rain. Bad for business.
Dwight: Michael, get your clouds right.
Michael: All right. Here come the sharks.
Michael: Replace sharks with paper companies, and that is all you need to know about business.
Michael: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it’s lovely.
Kevin: A painting can be beautiful, but I don’t want to bang a painting.
Michael: Laughter is my job. Tears are my game. Law is my profession.
Dwight: I’m your son now. You can visit him on holidays.
Kevin: It’s “is she hot?” Not “would you do her?” Respect the game.
Angela: Hot is a temperature, people.
Angela: Yes, she’s hot. She’s hot as heck. She’s a female Boris Becker.
Pam: We don’t even give him full Internet access.
Michael: Ah, coffee. That’s too much … nice.
Dwight: Goodbye, Prince Family! Should be called the Sucker Family …
Dwight: Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?
Dwight: Save your heart for love and use your brain for business.
Dwight: If Frodo hadn’t destroyed the ring, then goodness itself might have died.
David: You are a titan of industry, pal.
Dwight: Guess whose stock just went up, golden boy?
Michael: I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family.
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