The Office: Promos, 9.18

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The Office: Promos

Writer: Tim McAuliffe, Director: Jennifer Celotta

Summary (NBC): Everyone in the office is excited when promos start running on TV for the documentary. Dwight makes Angela jealous when he starts dating a brussel sprout farmer. Meanwhile Jim has a big meeting with Major League baseball player, Ryan Howard. Guest star: Ryan Howard.

The Office Promos extras

  • Photos
  • Videos
  • The documentary promo (The Office: An American Workplace, Nine nights in May”) includes a logo for WVIA, which is the real-life PBS affiliate for Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
  • Well, that went well.

The Office Promos rating

In a poll conducted April 4-8, 2013, Tallyheads rated this episode: 8.08/10

See all The Office Season 9 ratings.

The Office Promos quotes

Meredith: Just ignore her. Soon or later, she’ll finish.

Pam: She’s listening to ‘Fifty Shades of Gray.’
Andy: Well, there you go. That’s muy caliente.

Dwight: It’s okay, guys. She’s no longer horny.

Angela: Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther.

Kevin: What’s going on? Did Gangnam Style put out a new song?

Kevin: Go to the bathroom for 45 minutes, everything changes.

Kevin: This is a documentary? I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.

Clark: You fell in love with that hair? Really? Yikes. That is awful.

Ryan Howard: Eat fresh.

Andy: Internet, calm down!

Dwight: Did I tell you about her teeth?

Erin: Dwight, you have some guests. I think they’re from the forest, where we harvest our paper.

Dwight: Ah, the Bruegger family, welcome!

Esther’s dad: Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.

Angela: I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that… thing.

Ryan Howard: It’s called playing the subtext.

Jim: Space dust. Okay.

Kevin: Are there documentary groupies?
Andy: Of course there are!

Kevin: What’s that mean in Danish? Cool Guy?
Oscar: Dumpster Man.
Kevin: Cool. Super hero.

Meredith: I show ’em when I wanna show ’em.

Andy: We are killing it online!

Andy: We’re Internet sensations, guys!

Esther’s sister: You would be a great one to buy an auger with.

Andy: I’m about to lose my freakin’ mind!

Andy: Screw you, TexasPoonTappa!

Dwight: No woman would ever want a man who doesn’t know what an auger is.

Pam: It’s like we were in love, we didn’t even know we were in love.

Brian: They’ve got parabolic mikes, they can pick you up a hundred yards away.

Pam: So we’ve basically had no privacy for ten years.

Jim: Together, we will win this baseball game against the evil Space Yankees.

Ryan Howard: They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in ‘Toy Story.’

Ryan Howard: Another thing. I’m going to need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.

Clark: A Scranton 9. But you know, point taken.

Clark: Let’s go out tonight and just score a couple of 4s. There are no games with 4s.

Esther: You didn’t think I was just tractor bait, did you?

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