Writer: Allison Silverman, Director: Matt Sohn
Summary (NBC): Pam and Jim go to Roy’s wedding — David Denman guest stars. The wedding toast of Pam’s ex-fiance Roy causes Pam and Jim to examine their relationship for buried secrets. Dwight stubbornly protests Nellie’s mandatory charity initiative by supporting the Taliban and agreeing to live by their severe laws. Clark hits on Erin by dangling a fake newscaster job; Andy also takes the bait.
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The Office Roy’s Wedding quotes
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Kevin: A wheel is supposed to spin.
Creed: A wheel wants to spin, Pam.
Kevin: I don’t think you understand wheels.
All: Tiny wheel! Tiny wheel!
Pam: I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
Nellie: Get excited! The special projects fairy has arrived!
Creed: I know you don’t really exist.
Nellie: This one is about charity, so I’d like to see him piss on that one.
Jim: Actually, I did tell Pam, and we decided no. But then I decided yes anyway. So… I’m thinking there’s another conversation coming. And it’s hard to know when that will be.
Angela: I’m sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?
Kevin: Heifers International. Listen to this. They give a poor person like a goat or something. It’s a great prank!
Creed: I want to work with Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.
Dwight: I will not be participating, as there is no evidence that charity works.
Andy: I’m not doing it for you. I’m doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.
Creed: The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though.
Jim: Is it almost time to cut the pancake, or what?
Pete: My friends are Scott, Glen, and Rob. But you don’t know them.
Erin: What if the ad had been for a CEO or for a brain surgeon?
Pam: We still surprise each other.
Nellie: When you use a ridiculous font, no one thinks you have a plan.
Pete: That Clark, huh?
Jim: I’m not going to tell her until it’s real.
Darryl: I’m into The Godfather ’cause I’m a cinephile. I like Scarface ’cause I’m black.
Meredith: Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I’d take that mustache ride.
Erin: I will do whatever it takes to get the job.
Erin: Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country, promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren’t you glad you waited, Karzai commented.