Writer: Dan Greaney, Director: Matt Sohn
Summary (NBC): Dwight and Clark pose as father and son to make a sale — Clark returns from his sex jaunt with Jan and gifts the office with a new espresso maker, which everyone abuses. Dwight takes him to sell a father – son suit warehouse. Meanwhile, Darryl interviews at Jim’s company and Pam comes for a surprise visit.
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The Office Suit Warehouse quotes
Dwight: Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likable winner, that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist, pretending to belong.
Dwight: Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead, great, great grandmother who died of stupidity.
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean, it was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar, like you might think. It was… like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.
Meredith: Like my mom used to say, talk classy, act nasty.
Erin: I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone’s trust. About the pens.
Pam: I love the guy, but he’s basically Gumby with hair.
Clark: He calls me Clarky. ‘Cause he’s my dad.
Clark: My dad’s the best hunter there is. He’s like a serial killer. Of animals.
Kevin: Taste test? I’m in.
All: We all drink them all!
Phyllis: Hey. Where’s my ring.
Creed: I’m sure it’ll turn up.
Darryl: You Zuckerberg’d this place out.
Dwight: What took you so long? Were you loitering out there like a hooligan smoking a doobie?
Darryl: If this company’s going down, I want to go down on it. With it. I want to go down with it.
Erin: I don’t want to be a busybody, but I don’t want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones, busybody, lazybones.
Dwight: Adam’s apple like the prow of a ship. Thumbs like a low land gorilla.
Dwight: Please, kitty, may I have some more?
Dwight: He’s got cat turd collector written all over him.
Stanley: So this is what 2pm looks like around here.
Stanley: I usually take a siesta about now.
Pam: They’re the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop.
Kevin: It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.
Stone son: Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher?
Dwight: Next thing you know, you’ll be doing life on Riker’s Island.
Clark: That’s better than looking like the undertaker from Boring Island.
Darryl: Killed their fish, and they still hired me. That’s how you do that, baby!
Oscar: Kevin, move, I can’t pull up the rug if you’re standing on it with your rhinocerous feet.
Erin: You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That’s what happened. The pens happened.
Pam: Are the pens here?
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