Writer: Paul Lieberstein, Director: Paul Lieberstein
Summary (NBC): Dwight travels home for a customary Schrute funeral. He and his siblings receive a surprise inheritance that’s not entirely welcome. Back at Dunder Mifflin, Todd Packer tries to make amends for bad behavior. Guest stars: Majandra Delfino, Matt Jones, David Koechner, and Thomas Middleditch.
The Office The Farm extras
- Promos and sneak peeks | Deleted scenes
- Rainn Wilson describes the evolution of ‘The Farm.’
- Jenna Fischer and Brian Baumgartner’s photos from the set.
- The song in the episode is Sons & Daughters by The Decemberists.
The Office The Farm rating
In a poll conducted March 14-18, 2013, Tallyheads rated this episode: 5.59/10
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The Office The Farm quotes
Manually transcribed by tanster. In a hotel room. Without a Tivo. :)
Erin: Dwight, what a ridiculous, fancy clown you are!
Dwight: I would say that she raised me, but let’s not kid each other, I raised myself.
Kevin: Yup. Acidic all right.
Oscar: I’ve only known Dwight twelve years. Twelve years. Time is a son of a bitch.
Mose: Will there be ghosts there?
Packer: Hey Moon Face. Nice to see those shiny little Chinese eyes of yours.
Packer: Pam Pam and her Pam Pams.
Pam: I think it’s called Nibbles.
Dwight: You had black hair and then gray hair.
Oscar: They’re a descriptive people.
Esther: We’re going into town after. I need yarn.
Dwight: If you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens.
Henry: Anyone mention her height? Land size?
Dwight: We decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead. Out of kindness.
Creed: Numbers? I have a gift. I guess that’s why I’m an accountant.
Packer: Sorry for calling you a fat little runt earlier.
Clark: You didn’t actually say that.
Jeb: Turns out, “worm” means something else out there.
Jeb: I am now in the business of… pain management. Or the smoking of pain management.
Dwight: He used to talk about growing a peanut/grape hybrid. One plant, one sandwich.
Fanny: If a man is interested in courting a woman, he may throw the beaks of a crow at her, and then if she’s interested in accepting the courtship, she has to destroy the beaks.
Fanny: “A Willing Ignorance,” by Fanny Schrute.
Dwight: You will say yes on 1. 5, 4, 3, 2, get ready to say yes, 1!
Zeke: Growing up with Dwight and Mose was not easy. Dwight was obviously the cool one, and Mose was the visionary, which left me to be the comedian.
Dwight: People underestimate the power of nostalgia.
Dwight: Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.
Kevin: James Bond was the office cupcake.
Packer: You don’t fire the Pack Man and expect to get away with it.
Dwight: You really need to stand back because these are killer chickens.
Dwight: Did you just ask me if this was a cow?
Clark: I went Christmas caroling… in March, and I fertilized some bushes along the way. Not my best night. But not my worst night.
Jeb: This is no nine acre worm farm. This is a beast.
Dwight: If the kid doesn’t put in some farm time, he’s going to stay like that.