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Writer: Jennifer Celotta, Director: Jennifer Celotta
Summary (NBC): David Wallace breaks the bad news that not everyone will get a raise this year. Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim and looks to the rest of the office for allies. Pam would like cash instead of wedding gifts.
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The Office The Promotion quotes
Jim: Where’s the “please”? We’re not animals.
Jim: I’m just going to write “held back tears.”
Dwight: $18,000 and a chance at the title. OOH HAH!
Stanley: Can I also be a boss?
Oscar: Where would Catholicism be without the popes?
Michael: To be fair, Jimothy … that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?
Michael: I can be very surprising.
Pam: Why doesn’t Crate and Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash?
Stanley: “If you don’t smell this, you’re fired.”
Michael: That is not the way I heard it.
Kelly: I love rivalries. Michael or Jim. Paris or Nicole. Heidi or LC.
Michael: This is Michael, Senior Co-Manager.
David: Michael, are you texting me?
Michael: All I can see is how big and gross the pores on your nose are.
Michael: You use your brain too much.
Michael: Sometimes the smartest people don’t think at all.
Michael: Con: you unzip your pants and you find that there’s a calculator down there.
Jim: This tiny sliver here is “Critical Thinking.” I made it bigger so that you could see it.
Kevin: In the memo line, I’m going to write “To love’s eternal glory.”
Pam: Oh look! “Mrs. Pam Halpert”!
Michael: Omigod are you going to make another pro and con list? I’m going to kill myself.
Michael: I can see it in your crusty little eyes that you are going to make everything perfect.
Michael: Why don’t you tell me what those are, Jim. Why don’t you enliven me.
Michael: Okay, Skippy, here we go.
Michael: This had better be terrible.
Oscar: It’s because Jim wants to give the raises to his friends and the people he sleeps with.
Kelly: What the hell? Why are you being such a jerk?
Kelly: How is that going to repair Ryan’s car?
Dwight: Her kid needs shoes, Jim!
Jim: Wow. I’m just going to rewind and back off a bit.
Michael: These are the people who will open their hearts to you. They all have heart-ons for you.
Phyllis: This isn’t a game you know, it’s our livelihood!
Dwight: People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It’s great.
Dwight: They determine our worth by putting beans on our faces.
Kevin: What does a bean mean?!
Jim: Michael’s my only friend left in the office. Except Pam. I think.
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