The Office: The Secret, 2.13

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The Office: The Secret

Writers: Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky
Director: Dennie Gordon

Summary: To keep him from spilling the beans about his crush on Pam, Jim agrees to have lunch with Michael at Hooters. Unfortunately, Michael can’t keep the secret for long.

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The Office The Secret quotes

Dwight: Where is Oscar?
Angela: He’s out sick.
Dwight: That’s unacceptable.
Angela: I agree, it’s unacceptable.
Kevin (as he watches Dwight and Angela stare at each other): Whaaaat are you guys doing?

Michael: If you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don’t have to do in the spring? Anything.

Michael (to Oscar on phone): You know it’s cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.

Pam: I bought my veil.
Kelly: Omigod, that is so exciting. Can I be a bridesmaid?

Dwight: Listen, temp, I am conducting a little investigation, so I am no longer gonna head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?
Ryan: Yeah, I think I can handle it.
Dwight: Do you think, or do you know?
Ryan: I think.

Michael: Peach iced tea. You’re gonna hate it.

Michael: It’s GRAAAAAPE! Soda.
Jim: Tony the Tiger.
Michael: Yeah.
Jim: You don’t hear that much anymore.
Michael: Not so much.

Michael: Oh man … you should order milk. Get it?

Michael: Tell me, Dana, how is your chicken breast?
Dana: Oh, it’s great, it’s served with our world-famous wing sauce.
Michael: Mmm, sounds yummy, I will have the chicken breast, hold the chicken. Michael chortles while Jim groans.
Dana: Is that what you really want?
Michael: No, I’m gonna have the gourmet hot dog.
Dana (clearly disgusted as she’s walking away): Great.

Dwight (shaking out the candy jar, as he clearly chews on a mouthful of black jellybeans): Who took all the black ones?

Pam: Um, how many different ways are there to sniffle?
Dwight: Three.
Pam: Okay, it was the second one.
Dwight: Okay, good, thank you. That wasn’t so hard, now was that?
Pam shakes her head, dumbfounded.

Ryan: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I’d forget, too. (Sighs.)

Kevin: Michael, is that a wig?

Michael: I put a cigarette through a freaking quarter!

Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam.
Creed: Which one is Pam?

Kevin: Hey Michael, so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?
Michael: You know what, Kevin, Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And me.

Kelly: Jim, why didn’t you tell me that you had a crush on Pam?!

Jim: Well, the cat’s out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam, and now, I … don’t. Riveting.

Pam: So are you going to be, like, totally awkward around me now?
Jim: Oh yeah. Yeah.
Pam laughs.
Jim: Hope that’s okay.
Pam: Mmm hmmm.

Dwight: Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick!

Dwight: Otherwise, it’s just malfeasance for malfeasance’s s-sake.

Michael: I don’t want to live like that. I like it here. I don’t want to be Shyla. I like being Michael Scott.


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