The Office: Training Day, 7.20

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The Office: Training Day, Will Ferrell, Deangelo Vickers

Writer: Daniel Chun, Director: Paul Lieberstein

Summary (NBC): The new manager, Deangelo Vickers (guest star Will Ferrell), has everyone hoping to make good first impressions: Andy finds himself awkwardly typecast while Jim and Pam worry that they’ve come on too strong. Only Dwight is apathetic about the new leader.

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In a poll conducted April 14-18, 2011, Tallyheads rated this episode: 6.68/10

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The Office Training Day quotes

Michael: Kahlua sombrero, please.

Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael: And to middles. The unsung heroes.

Deangelo: Colorado. Sunshine State.

Michael: Don’t mess with Colorado.

Michael: I don’t want to end up like Sony Bobo.

Deangelo: Everyone I know who skis is dead.

Michael: I would like to try the luge, though.
Deangelo: Try it once, you’re hooked.

Deangelo: I actually tried to get an animal Olympics going.
Michael: Really. What happened?
Deangelo: You know, life happened.

Deangelo: What are you going to miss most about Scranton?
Michael: The mountains, where things are.

Deangelo: Bartender, let’s get some vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.

Deangelo: She’ll do. Oh she’ll do just fine.

Deangelo: We should write a movie or something. I’m serious.

Oscar: That’s a lot to process. Paperwork-wise.

Kevin: No, it’s not Ashton Kutcher, it’s Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.

Michael: As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake.

Deangelo: I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with. It’s a part of me. I’ve learned to cope with it.

Dwight: Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it. No. But life goes on. Not for me.

Kelly: And that is what they call a “meet cute.”

Michael: I happen to like the hilarious hijinks that I get myself into.

Michael: This is Jim and Pam. AKA, JAP.

Pam: We just have the one, but she poops for four.

Michael: Now I’m going to have to go online and look at turtles or else I’m going to be off the whole day. BIG BIG BIG

Darryl: It’s cool that you like the Southwest. That’s one of my favorite regions.

Darryl: I love the desert. It’s one of my favorite ecosystems.

Erin: Dunder Mifflin, this is.

Andy: What do African Americans call the…

Michael: Shave me.

Michael: Looks like we’re going to be shaving buddies.

Michael: I mark it Urgent A, Urgent B, Urgent C, Urgent D. Urgent A is the most important. Urgent D you don’t even really have to worry about.

Michael: Don’t shave my lips.

Deangelo: Ten-gallon hat. Technically, it only holds about three quarts. Little factoid.

Michael: I love the guy, but I’m not sure he’s a good fit for the office. And also, I’m not sure if I love the guy.

Deangelo: Drink some soap. Drink some hand soap.

Andy: I guess this is my life now.

Michael: It’s the witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour.

Deangelo: I need a wide berth from those nuts.

Deangelo: I missed the OJ verdict, had to read about in the newspaper like an idiot.

Deangelo: You’re getting nut particles, all in the air!

Michael: You might want to develop a couple of characters.

Deangelo: It is too bad for this place that you’re leaving.

Michael: Why did you have to be so damn good?
Deangelo: I, I’m adequate.

Deangelo: Get your senioritis on. It’s Lake Havasu time!

Michael: I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.

Deangelo: What is the Native American girl’s name?

Deangelo: That baby could be the star of a show called “Babies I Don’t Care About.”

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