Tallyhead Allyson has spotted this year’s version of The Office valentine cards at Target!
Dwight: Want to earn some Schrute bucks? Then you have to be my Valentine.
Michael and Jan: Anything that doesn’t scare us is not worth doing. Will you be mine?
Office gang: We are all participating in mandatory Valentine’s activities. Valentivities! And there is a special secret prize for the winner …
Michael: Would you rather be feared or loved? Both! I want you to be afraid of how much you love me.