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The OfficeTally Dunder-ku Contest

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” — Jim as Dwight, ‘Product Recall’

This, my fellow Office fanatics, is what I hereby dub a Dunder-ku — an offbeat version of its namesake — the haiku.

A Dunder-ku consists of four words, three of which must alliterate (start with the same letter).

The goal of this contest is to come up with your own Dunder-ku, describing any character on The Office.

How to enter

  • Create a Dunder-ku according to the requirements above.
  • Add your Dunder-ku in a comment to this post.
  • One Dunder-ku entry per person.
  • Spelling and punctuation count!
  • Please include a valid email address.
  • U.S. residents only, please.

Examples

  • Pushed around Pam-puppy. (Toby)
  • Hysterical. High maintenance. Hussy. (Jan)
  • Ryan’s dumpster-diving ditz. (Kelly)

Deadline

  • Submit entries by Saturday, July 14th, 11pm PT.

Prizes

  • I will choose my favorite 20 entries. You will get to vote on your favorite. The top three vote-getters will win a prize!
  • Prizes will be awarded waterfall style: the top vote-getter will get their choice of three prizes, the second-place vote-getter will get to choose from the remaining two prizes, and so on.
  • Prize choices: Dunder Mifflin cap, This is Pam t-shirt (size L), and I Heart Jim t-shirt (size XL).
  • Prizes graciously provided by the NBC Universal Office Store.

Posted in Contests

246 comments

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  1. (Michael)
    sub-par schoolgirl video star

    (Jan)
    makes Sybil seem sane

    (Creed)
    world wide WORD blogger

    (Phyllis)
    fridge’s first lady. Flonkerton!

    (Andy)
    sumo buoy sets sail

    246 | The Thunder of Dunder  Sat. Jul. 14, 2007 at 9:53pm

  2. Oops! Dunder Mifflin isn’t hyphenated! Re-entry!

    Dimples dumped Dunder Mifflin. (Josh)

    245 | Trish  Sat. Jul. 14, 2007 at 5:40pm

  3. Dimples dumped Dunder-Mifflin. (Josh)

    244 | Trish  Sat. Jul. 14, 2007 at 5:38pm

  4. Make-up. Married. Metropolitan Orlando. (Phyllis)

    243 | Trish  Sat. Jul. 14, 2007 at 5:20pm

  5. Pom-poms. Proposed to. Passed. (Carol)

    242 | Trish  Sat. Jul. 14, 2007 at 5:13pm

  6. Reluctant, resentful, wet ring-bearer. (Michael Scott)

    My computer counts “ring-bearer” as one word; I hope you do, too. If not, please use the one below as my submission. Thanks!

    Married. Matronly. Mother Goose. (Phyllis Lapin Vance)

    241 | Franchesca  Sat. Jul. 14, 2007 at 7:47am

  7. For Creed Bratton:
    Woodstock. Word Doc. Widow.

    240 | creedisthebomb  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 6:22pm

  8. Condescending. Cantakerous. Cat-Lady. (angela)

    239 | Louise  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 4:31pm

  9. sixty-nine. scrantonicity. sweaty feet. (kevin)

    238 | skeezo82  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 1:51pm

  10. mischievous. misleading. mung beans. (creed)

    237 | skeezo82  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 1:50pm

  11. noodles. nnnnnice. sixty nine. (kevin)

    236 | skeezo82  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 1:42pm

  12. cool. calm. crossword puzzles (stanley)

    235 | skeezo82  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 1:41pm

  13. Tanster, this contest has been so fun! Great idea! People are so creative. I’ve laughed out loud many times. Have fun trying to narrow down the finalists!

    234 | Lord, Beer Me Strength  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 12:55pm

  14. Charming. Caring. Capable. Handsome. (Jim)

    233 | Pamela Halpert  Fri. Jul. 13, 2007 at 7:44am

  15. Breakfast bacon burns foot.

    Michael

    232 | B.  Wed. Jul. 11, 2007 at 7:22pm

  16. Dreams, Demure, Dental Hydroplosion. (Pam)

    231 | becca  Wed. Jul. 11, 2007 at 11:14am

  17. Pepper Spray Purple Belt Pervert (bobblehead joe)

    230 | gerry  Wed. Jul. 11, 2007 at 10:04am

  18. Pink. Possessive. Princess Diana. (Kelly)

    sorry!

    229 | BK  Wed. Jul. 11, 2007 at 9:59am

  19. Pink. Possessive. Princess Diana.

    228 | BK  Wed. Jul. 11, 2007 at 9:58am

  20. Not Normal Number Two’s. (Creed)

    227 | Ms. Flenderson  Wed. Jul. 11, 2007 at 5:30am

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