Tori’s Review: Business School

Before I start this review, I must make a confession.

I’ve never seen Firefly or Serenity. I’ve watched one episode of Buffy and maybe five episodes of Angel. I’m ashamed. I’m naked before you. But, now that I have admitted it, I vow to rent Firefly A.S.A.P. I want a brown coat like the other cool kids. (Did I get that wrong?)

I’m confessing this sin, of course, because Joss Whedon directed this week’s episode of The Office. I’ve read it was a coincidence this episode featured a rogue bat and Vampire!Jim, but I think it was just a sign it was meant to be.

I thought this was a fantastic episode. Michael was a lovable lunatic, we got great character moments, and — it had a bat! What is that?

Yes, it did have the reunion of Pam and Roy. That kind of sucked. I hear your cries and curse words, but fear not JAMpires, I think Pam is about to have her “Oprah moment.”

Even worse than a bat loose in an office, is a Michael loose on a college campus. How poorly is Ryan doing in school that he would risk humiliation, property damage, and candy bar assaults for a better letter grade? Maybe Ryan needs to spend less time watching Ugly Betty with Kelly and more time with the books.

It broke my heart when Michael realized his “big honor” was really an example of the downfall of small business. But through the humiliation, I think Ryan learned a small lesson from Michael. While Dunder Mifflin may one day go under, “A boss inspires people, and people don’t go out of business.” Unfortunately, he now must sit in the Annex — with Kelly. Beneath Michael’s lunacy and child-like behavior, he really does care about people and he hopes to inspire them in his own bizarre way.

Michael has inspired Dwight. Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing. It makes me wonder what Dwight’s idea of an “idiot move” would be, because chasing a bat with a bag and sawed off broom (love ya, Creed!) is high up on my list. The entire mess did make for some great television, though. Angela’s stop-drop-and-roll and Mary Beth’s kitchen ass-kicking will go down as some of my favorite moments in Office history.

Back to Pam’s Oprah moment. I feel it in the air like an old man can feel rain coming. She described getting back together with Roy as stable and mature. Wrong. As much as it hurt her feelings, Gil hit the nail on the head: Pam is not courageous or honest with herself. She draws Dunder Mifflin and staplers and mugs because that is all she sees. She is too damn afraid of what she will find if she really looks. But if she can do it, I think she will be happy. I want Pam to be happy.

As the old cliché goes, art is in the eye of the beholder. Michael saw something in that drawing of Dunder Mifflin that he really needed to see. The final scene was touching — Michael was proud of Pam and it gave her the bit of inspiration she needed. After all, that is what bosses do — they inspire people.

Plus, he didn’t try and kiss her this time, so … progress.

Keep the faith, JAM fans. I feel we will get our happy ending someday. May your hats fly as high as your dreams. That doesn’t apply here, does it?

Tori Weber is a Web Producer and writer for a television news station in Orlando, FL. Writing keeps her sane, and ice cream makes her happy. Dogs are good too. Visit her here.