Detention slip: TWSS

Look what you did, B.J. Novak! (You can see detention slip #1 here.)

Tipster: Country Crock

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   32. Raydawg  Fri. Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:03pm

   Yes, very good. Especially for junior high. When my friend was sleeping in class one time, the teacher asked him, “Why is your head down?” To which he replied, “That’s what she said.” He got suspended for two days.

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   31. Drew  Fri. Jun. 26, 2009 | 12:55pm

   Brilliant.

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   30. Brigette  Thu. Jun. 25, 2009 | 9:03am

   I love this.

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   29. blue yogurt lid  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 7:04pm

   Too funny! Thanks for taking one for the team.

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   28. Tracy  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 5:20pm

   LOL! I’m a 6th grade teacher. This got me thinking about what I’d do if a kid replied with a “TWSS” in my class. I probably should write it up, but knowing me, I’d laugh. :)

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   27. LW  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 4:00pm

   Is K. Krause related to Steve Krause? He was my Health teacher at Rose Hill Junior High.

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   26. Katie  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 3:53pm

   If the kids are old enough to attend sex ed classes–in SC, they start at 5th grade/age 10–then it’s just par for the course that the kids make innuendos.

   I find it pretty funny that the teacher wrote “(innocent comment)”. How could you hear ‘you need to push it in further’ and not respond with TWSS?

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   25. Kpo  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 3:40pm

   i watched the show for one weekend straight with the DVD’s that I had, and then i just started to do TWSS jokes in school. My teachers would even crack their own because of my good influence! And that was like a year ago. so this is pretty hilarious.

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   24. DelegateFromIceland  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 3:29pm

   So hilarious. I would never have had the guts to say something like that in middle school (and, to be honest, if someone had said it I probably wouldn’t have gotten it, because I was a loser).

   Detention was harsh, man. But at least it was just during lunch, and not after school.

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    23. Mose  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 1:19pm

    Hahaha! Totally worth it! Good work Dalton!

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    22. Brittany  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 12:08pm

    Hahaha. I love seeing those things. But detention seems like the teacher was going way too far.

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    21. Cayce80  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 11:20am

    That’s awesome! (I’m sorry, but if I were a teacher, unless the student was being extremely disruptive with it the WHOLE class time, I’d just laugh and let it slide. If I were the parent I’d have to laugh, too.

    Reminds me of when I got detention in 4th grade for singing “Little Bunny Foo Foo” with bunny-ear hand gestures over the bathroom stall to make my friend laugh. Teacher came in. Got detention. My mother tried SO hard not to laugh when I told her.

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    20. T  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 10:01am

    I am a middle school teacher and my students say that quote all the time. I would never give them a detention for it. Have a sense of humor already! There are far worse things they can be saying and doing these days that would warrant a detention. Give me a break.

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    19. ames  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:55am

    Haha! That just brightened my day :)

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    18. Derek  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 7:13am

    Haha that’s hilarious! I’m in high school and say twss on a daily basis, but never get in trouble. I think it’s subtle to the point where you can pass it off to be in reference something else, but obvious enought to be funny. Nice job Dalton!

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    17. Hadley  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:59am

    Classic! Job well done.

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    16. michael  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:43am

    Is it just me, or are there too many teachers that lack a sense of humor?

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    15. the zoppity  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:24am

    This teacher has taken a life. The life of the party. Dalten, you get extra lunch time today in my book!

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    14. sexyhostile  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 6:03am

    Sorry, people, gotta side with leonora on this one.
    This happened in a school, not an office full of adults with an inappropriate boss. I wouldn’t have written the kid up, but I would have shut him down immediately and made him apologize.

    Oooh! New Office PSA!

    Michael: “Saying ‘That’s what she said’ may be totally hilarious in just about EVERY situation, but I have learned that there are a few times when it is not cool. Not around ministers. Not around kids. Not around your grandma. They wouldn’t get it anyway.”
    [Insert shooting star and "The More You Know" music]

    Or was that one already made? I forget. :-)

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    13. Matthew  Wed. Jun. 24, 2009 | 1:09am

    That is hilarious.

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