OfficeTally’s Baby Contest

To celebrate the upcoming birth of Jim and Pam’s little one (and due to your many requests for a baby pool), I’m happy to announce OfficeTally’s Baby Contest!

UPDATE: congratulations to abby (403), Tina (488), and Krystina (212) — you’ve each won a prize package that includes a Dunder Mifflin Creeper, a Dundie Award, and a Support the Rabid Water Bottle! Please watch your inbox for an email from me …

Original contest information on the next page.

705 comments

  1. Jim and Pam’s baby will be a GIRL, and MICHAEL will be the first employee to say the baby’s name out loud.

  2. I think the baby’s a boy and Jim will be the first to say his name. While I have no idea what his name will be, I’m pretty sure it won’t be Michael, Dwight, Ryan, or Roy!

  3. 1. The baby will be a girl. Yay!
    2. Dwight will say the name out loud first.

    Tears and cheers will be had by one and all.

  4. I think the baby will be a girl and I think that Dwight will say the baby’s name first. I think he will think it is strange or something and then put in his input.

  5. 1) I think that Jim and Pam’s baby will be a girl.

    2) Jim will be the first employee to say the baby’s name out loud for the first time.

  6. I think it will be a boy, and Kevin will say the name first. I’m so excited for this episode!

  7. Jim and Pam will have a baby girl.

    Michael, in innapropriate, fatherly delight, is the first to shout the baby’s name.

  8. Baby Girl
    By “Scranton employee” I assume you mean those not at the hospital, so that scratches Jim, Pam, Michael, and Dwight?
    If that is the case, I will say Erin.

  9. I think Jim will say the baby’s name out loud first, and I think it’s a baby girl! CANNOT WAITTTTTTTTT!!!!

  10. I think the baby will be a boy. I don’t think anyone will say the baby’s name in the episode. I think they will leave us hanging.

  11. I think they’re going to have a girl, and I think the first person to say the baby’s name aloud is going to be Jim.

  12. I predit it’ll be a boy, and that Michael will say the baby’s name first. I hope I’m right!

  13. 1. A baby girl. I rewatched the Take Your Daughter to Work episode the other day and Jim is so cute babysitting Sasha and hanging out with Kenvin’s almost step daughter. He needs a daughter!

    2. I think Jim is going to say the baby’s name first.

  14. 1) It will be a girl!
    2) Dwight will say the name first because he will have already started profiling the JAM baby for his own private databases.

  15. The sex of Jim and Pam’s baby will most definitely be a girl. Seeing Jim as the father of a baby girl would be the perfect story line.

    Jim will say the baby’s name first because it’s going to be the cutest line in the whole episode.

  16. 1) It will be a boy (we’ve already had a girl baby born with Jan)

    2) Michael will say the name first, although it may be mis-pronounced (e.g. “Astird”)

  17. The gender will be a boy.
    It will not be a Dunder-Mifflin employee; it will be Helene, Pam’s mom.

  18. 1. Girl
    2. Lucy

    I had a dream about this. I know that’s creepy, but I’m taking it as a premonition!

  19. Oops! sorry, I didn’t realize what the second thing was! I thought we were guessing names! lol I think it’s gonna be Jim who tells Michael who in turn, tells the rest of DunMiff.

  20. Def going to be a girl, and Jim will say the name first, with Michael yelling out a millisecond later and Dwight recording in his database :)

  21. Girl! Jim will say the baby’s name out loud first. And I think Michael will be at the hospital during the delivery.

  22. 1. Girl
    2. Kelly. (lol, you never know.)

    I’m not eligible for a prize, but I couldn’t stay away. :P YAY!

  23. 1. Twins (If it’s a watermelon like Dwight’s, the show would have definitely taken a dark turn.)
    2. Kelly

  24. The Jambino will be a GIRL

    The Office character to say her name will be KEVIN

  25. 1. Girl
    2. No one will say it in the episode, but it will be transmitted some other way, such as through Jim holding up a birth certificate for the camera or with balloons/a cake/other decorations.

  26. 1. Girl
    2. None of the Scranton employees will say the baby’s name out loud in this episode.

  27. 1. Girl
    2. None of the Scranton employees will say it out loud first. I think a nurse helping with the delivery will be the first to say it out loud.

  28. 1. Boy
    2. Michael Scott, only he will pronounce it incorrectly, then either Jim or Pam will have to correct him. HAHA

  29. 1. Girl
    2. Michael (I’m figuring Jim and Pam will mention several baby names prior to the actual birth; but Michael, with a rare bout of legitimate inspiration, will suggest the baby’s chosen name).

  30. 1. Girl
    2. No one says it, but you read it on the baby’s hospitial name card/wristband thingy.

  31. 1. They will have a boy.
    2. Presuming you mean within this episode, I’m going with Dwight.

  32. girl

    Jim

    (although I secretly hope for Helene to come back and yell the name at Michael in the waiting room so he stops asking them to name her “Michael” cause it works for a girl’s name too.)

  33. 1. Boy

    2. Michael

    But Dwight will come in with a marker and write whatever Michael says on the babies forehead.

  34. 1.Girl!
    2.”Uncle Michael” but of course he says it accidently to everyone before JAM get a chance to tell anyone.

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