Schrute-Space: Swimming is Not for Me (or Why I’m an Amazing Lifeguard)

Every summer since before I was even a young Schrute, my family has dug out an area in the Northwest fields to use as a swimming hole. We fill it with water and a variety of unmarketable beets (to use as flotation devices) and then all of the Schrute children are allowed to visit the … Continue reading Schrute-Space: Swimming is Not for Me (or Why I’m an Amazing Lifeguard)