August 10, 2006: #6, The Memo
Kevin: I didn’t steal $3,000 from petty cash. I am not stupid. If I wanted to steal from this company, there are a lot of easier ways to do it. For example, I could steal people’s coats, and sell them on eBay.
Angela: Did you talk to Kelly?
Oscar: Yes, she said she didn’t do it, then 45 minutes later, the conversation ended.
Angela: Do you know what “justified” means?
Kevin: Yeah, as in justifiable homicide.
Kevin: I finished my own memo. “Angela stinks.” (Titters.) I mean, I’m not handing it out or anything. And don’t tell her I said it, it’s just for me. In fact, forget that I said anything about it ever. Oh god, what have I done. (Whimpers.)