OfficeTally Tagline Contest

One of my favorite OfficeTally features is the quote randomizer, which displays random quotes from the show at the top of the page.

Since no Office episode is airing Thanksgiving week, I thought it would be cool to replace episode quotes with OfficeTally taglines — written by y’all!

Submit a tagline and you may win an Office Season 2 DVD … see rules after the jump.

Rules

  • Submit a tagline by adding a comment to this post.
  • Taglines must be, at most, 60 characters. Characters include letters, numbers, spaces, punctuation marks, everything.
  • The tagline must be about OfficeTally. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back?
  • You may enter as many times as you like.
  • Sorry, not all entries will be used in the rotation, only the ones I like. Which will most probably be of the witty and/or funny variety. Sorry I can’t give more direction than that!
  • To be eligible to win a prize, you must provide a valid email address.

Examples of taglines

  • Devoted to The Office.
  • That’s what she said.
  • Your gateway to all things Office. Arigato.
  • All Office, all the time.
  • Your Office world. Delivered.
  • Read it. Share it. Love it.

Prizes

  • Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, three will be randomly selected to receive any Office episode from the iTunes Store.
  • Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, my favorite tagline will receive The Office Season 2 DVD! (Courtesy NBC) Nice early Christmas present, eh?

Important dates

  • Sat. Nov. 25, 11pm PT: Deadline to submit entries.
  • Sun. Nov. 26: Selected entries start appearing live!
  • Tue. Nov. 28: Prizewinners announced.

455 comments

  1. “First, Office Tally had a contest called ‘Dead or Alive’. Then, Office Tally had a contest called ‘OfficeTally Tagline Contest’. And both contests are UH-MAZEE-ING!!!”

  2. ahh OfficeTally… its the tip top,bestest, grandmostest site that ever appear on my computer screen at least 10 times a day :)

  3. I can’t say whether OfficeTally is less flammable, sir, but, I can assure you that it’s certainly not more flammable.

  4. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back? — that’s the tagline.

  5. Here are some examples:

    Devoted to The Office. That’s what she said.
    Your gateway to all things Office. Arigato.
    All Office, all the time.
    Your Office world. Delivered.
    Read it. Share it. Love it.

  6. If I had to choose between a one night stand with some stupid cow i’d pick up at a bar and OfficeTally…I’d pick Officetally everytime.

  7. if OfficeTally does not meet, nay, exceed your expectations, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personably responsble

  8. DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT

    OfficeTally — Don’t get a concussion on your way here.

  9. OfficeTally: Next time, estimate me.

    or

    I think Jim Mosby may be living here.

    or

    OfficeTally: More fun than my best pair of fun jeans.

    or

    OfficeTally: The only family I have

  10. or in the alternative. Office Tally, I am your father. Come set the table for dinner.

    and my last entry for now:

    One word, four syllables: OfficeTally

  11. OfficeTally: Putting an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by people obsessed with tv shows.

    Michael, Jim Mosby is looking at OfficeTally on his computer.

    ok ok i’m done this time :)

  12. Here are 5 I’ve thought of so far, I’ll try to post some more before the contest is over.

    The Internet’s foremost resource for treating cooked foot.

    It’s the cool table of Office fan sites.

    Coming soon: OfficeTallyaholics Anonymous.

    Jim+Pam=JAM. Dwight+Angela=DWANGELA. OfficeTally+You=HAPPY.

    The one thing Team Pam and Team Karen agree on.

  13. OfficeTally always leaves me satisfied and smiling

    Where’d you get that OfficeTally? Staples

    OfficeTally: ditto that my brother!

  14. OfficeTally is like a car wreck that you want to look at all day, but you can’t because your boss sneaks up behind you.

  15. A few more from me: ^_^

    1.) I only give my organs to real OfficeTally fans.

    2.) OfficeTally – The ultimate alliance of Office Fans.

    3.) Finally, I want to thank Tanster, because Tanster gave us this OfficeTally and I feel Tanster on this internet tonight.

    4.) Tanster said it best when she said, ‘Dad, you have no idea what I’m capable of.’

  16. “Office Tally, you’re my best friend.”
    Office Tally-” I want to be more than that.”
    (Ackward Pause)

  17. -Somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
    -It can outrun any other website on a skatebard.
    -Its spredable, like Country Crock.
    -The one place that won’t make you want to throw yourself in front of a train.
    -Its like Titanic, or maybe Hunt for Red October.
    -You can put stuff in it, just like Jello.
    -Drop a duece on your friends about it.
    -Almost like Romeo & Juliet. The Claire Danes one.

    Okay, thats all I can think of for now. If y’all don’t like ’em, thats okay, cuz they make me laugh. Thats all that really matters right?:P

  18. Get your daily dose of The Office at OfficeTally

    Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of OfficeTally

    Now you will wrestle OfficeTally!

    There ain’t no party like an OfficeTally party cause an OfficeTally party don’t stop! Hu Hu!

    How would OfficeTally increase productivity?

    Your OfficeTally screen name is Crentis?

    Ho! Ho! Ho! OfficeTally!

  19. Generosity and togetherness and community all convalescesscens into … OfficeTally, that’s what I say, so …

    Will I trust OfficeTally? Yes. Should I trust OfficeTally? … you tell me.

    OfficeTally. It’s an epidemic.

    OfficeTally… is the cornerstone of progress, as I’ve always said.

    What has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally? This guy!

    OfficeTally produces very thirsty babies.

  20. “OfficeTally: Where ‘jam’ isn’t a condiment, beet farms are socially acceptable, and George Foreman is considered conversation starter.”

  21. Office Tally: Giving awards to those of us with a general lack of recognition.

    PS: I’m pretty sure it should say 2005 below, in my previous comment.

  22. OfficeTally: Made of fresh pine perfume.

    OfficeTally: My new office romance.

    OfficeTally: What keeps me sane ’til Thursdays.

  23. Officetally, colon, What does the news say?

    Officetally: Knows the news before the actors.

    Assistant to the Office fandom.

    Officetally: Where JK does not kid around.

    So you don’t have to say “Me no get the news.”

    J

  24. OfficeTally:

    Here’s the scuttlebutt.

    Leading you into the black with ferocity.

    Tanster started the fire.

    Leading the parade, covered in feathers.

    Forward it like it’s hot.

    Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow.

    Dinkin’ flicka’!

    You can bring your own water to work again.

    Your ticket to the gun show.

    Very tasty and nutritional.

    Meets your eye line.

    You have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

    The cure for Count Choculitis.

  25. Your link to The Office online community

    The leading resource for The Office fans

    Almost like being in Scranton

    The news source for television’s best show

    Re: Your favorite show

    The online branch of Dunder Mifflin

  26. 3 more:

    It’s like Ice Cream Sea and Molasses Swamp rolled into one.

    Made world famous at 7m53s in the Casino Night commentary.

    Everything “Office” from Agent Michael Scarn to Zeta-Jones.

  27. You’re gonna stop reading Office Tally sometime…to use the bathroom.

    Office Tally – keeping us safe from killer nano robots

    Office Tally – You know episodes might be spoiled, but you look anyway

    Office Tally – Wading through thick sexual tension one episode at a time

  28. 1. Office Tally: We’re going Mach five!

    2. Ain’t no party like an O-Tal party, cause an O-Tal party don’t stop.

    3. Office Tally: My Progidal… my site has returned!

    4. Office Tally: Exactly HOW MUCH pot did you smoke?!

    5. Office Tally: Evil like a hobbit

  29. Office Tally: frankly, it’s kiiind of amazing.

    Office Tally: jello?

    just as you have planted your seed in the office so will we plant our seed in you

    Office Tally: might as well be world’s best dad.

    Office Tally: home of pam-pong

    Office Tally: don’t expect any cookie.

    Office Tally: a uterus is different than a vagina.

    Office Tally: approved by drew carey, ryan styles, robin williams, and steve martin

    All things Office Tally lead to the trails of mordor

    Office Tally: Better than a bobble head.

    Office Tally: home of very thirsty babies

    Office Tally: we enjoy the tangy zip of miracle whip

    Office Tally: filled with stanley trees and phyllis farms

    official Dundee award winner for best Office website

    Office Tally: Ryan started the fire

    we want people to fear how much they love us

    Office Tally: malfesance for malfesance’s sake

    office tally: do you know where we are temp?

    office tally, you will now wrestle my cousin mose

    office tally: we like pretzel day

    office tally: where you only get to second base.

    office tally: love me, love me, say that you love me

  30. OfficeTally: It looks better submerged in Jello.

    OfficeTally: Where 4 8 15 16 23 42 are just numbers like 9 – 5.

    OfficeTally: Don’t expect any cookie!

    OfficeTally: Where heads (talking and bobble) are all in a day’s work.

    OfficeTally: More like Work Space Tally.

    OfficeTally: Almost as good as Pretzel Day.

  31. OfficeTally: Come join us around The Office watercooler. Except you, Dwight.

    OfficeTally: The number one motivator. After sex. And torture.

    OfficeTally: Mixing up the melting pot since 2005.

    OfficeTally: That is all.

    OfficeTally: Because if it doesn’t bobble, then what’s the point?

    OfficeTally: Polly want a Tally? The Tally-nator. Tally-dega Nights. Tally-luia. To-TALLY awesome. Skip-Tally-Lou, My Darlin’. She’s a Tally-ac, tally-ac, on the floo-oh-o-o-r. The Office WHAT Tal-la-ly dot com.

  32. people have posted some extremely funny stuff! here are my contributions!

    It HAS to be official, and it HAS to be OfficeTally!

    OfficeTally: Love me, love me, SAY that you love me!

    OfficeTally: Go on and fool me. I don’t care about anything but you!

    Luxurious, yet rugged…leave it OfficeTally.

    Oh, we wouldn’t. We LOVE OfficeTally!

    OfficeTally? Abso-FRUITLY!

    OfficeTally: Always one step ahead-like a…carpenter who makes stairs.

    OfficeTally: This is an orientation, NOT a bore-ientation.

    I say, OfficeTally men … and women … of the internet, unite. We must never acquiesce. For it is together, together that we prevail!

    OfficeTally: ditto that, my brother.

    OfficeTally: its UH-mazing!!

    Do you think OfficeTallies grow on trees? There is no OfficeTally tree!

  33. -OfficeTally: The Great Philanderer

    -Fact: In 2006, more people will visit OfficeTally than read a book to their kids.

    -OfficeTally: Huggy Hugs!

    -The Dundie Award for the Wonderful-est Website goes to… OFFICETALLY!

  34. OfficeTally: Information is power.

    Oooh! OfficeTally! Kinky!

    OfficeTally is your friend first, and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.

    We need to celebrate our OfficeTally.

    OfficeTally in the henhouse!

    Stay away from my OfficeTally. Too late, Kev.

    Because OfficeTally is collar-blind.

  35. I’m so glad the comments are finally working. I must have tried to submit my tagline 12 times last night. :-)

    “Two words three syllables – OfficeTally”

  36. 1. OfficeTally: Certainly not more flammable than other ‘Office’ sites.
    2. OfficeTally: I’m rejecting your kiss.
    3. OfficeTally: Oh God, I hope that’s urine.
    4. OfficeTally: We dethroned Kevin in ‘How Many M&M’s Can You Put In Your Mouth?’
    5. OfficeTally: I want you to burn this site into your brains.
    6. OfficeTally: Other ‘Office’ sites ‘estimate’ us.

  37. And the Dundie goes to Office Tally

    Promoting Peace. Love. Calc N’ Jello

    Office Tally started the fire.

    OfficeTally, Im in love with you. I needed you to know, once

    Responsible for the decline of productivity everywhere.

    Deserves a Dundie for declining productivity in US offices

  38. Oooh, OfficeTally, kinky!
    OfficeTally … is the cornerstone of progress, as I’ve always said.
    In the wild there is no OfficeTally
    OfficeTally: WAZZUUUUUP!
    Office Tally: information is power.

  39. OfficeTally: Your F5 key’s BFF.

    OfficeTally: Even Angela approves.

    OfficeTally: JAMmin’ it up since ’05!

    Got JAM?

    What does 27 seconds of silence mean to YOU?

    Gervais would approve.

    How else would you know where Scranton, PA is?

    I had to hit “browser refresh.” Just once.

  40. I like to start my day with a hearty bowl of OFFICETALLY!

    O.T.R.: OfficeTally Rules…..I used to say “Google’s cool”, but that’s lame.

  41. Everyone in the engine room died.

    We’re evil like a hobbit.

    If you know what a Stanley Tree is, you’re home

  42. Y’know what, if I were allergic to OfficeTally, I’d have to kill myself.
    Um, how do girls your age feel about OfficeTally?
    OfficeTally: Plus, bonus, it’s really really funny.
    You down with OfficeTally?

  43. Just enough ambition to encase ourselves in jello.

    We’re really just the middlemen.

    How many days until Pretzel Day?

    Everyone loves a bobblehead. ‘Cept the freaks.

    Nickels in your handset? Yeah, that was us.

    Funny just got a regional distributor.

    You can call just us “Temp.”

  44. OfficeTally taglines

    -The Electric City.
    -Something NOT found at Staples.
    -Impressing older men way out her league everywhere.
    -Where the carpet matches the drapes.
    -Classic, vintage American muscle.

  45. Here are a few more I thought of: enjoy!

    OfficeTally: If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know?

    Oh my god! OfficeTally got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call … I gotta call somebody, I don’t know who to call … OfficeTally got a HOOKER!

    Did you check your…OfficeTally?

    OfficeTally: You never can tell what your day here is going to turn into.

    There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask OfficeTally.

    Okay, I am telling you, OfficeTally is an actual fansite.

    I need to know what happened on The Office, or I’m going to lose my freaking mind!

    OfficeTally: I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

    OfficeTally: For all the general specifics on The Office.

  46. OfficeTally. It’s prettier than you are.

    OfficeTally. Moving minds since it was 8 or 9.

    OfficeTally is the new golf course. Small BuisnessMan Magazine.

    Officetally will go elephant riding with James Earl Jones…it really will

    Officetally, My Nerds

  47. OfficeTally: Not offensive, because that’s the way they talk in movies.
    OfficeTally: Where are all the hot people?
    OfficeTally: Because it’s very scary stuff.
    OfficeTally: So… catch-22.
    OfficeTally: Follow it blindly!

  48. Probably OfficeTally would be the fifth one…

    I’ll have OfficeTally, hold the chicken…

    Who has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally?

    Go get yourself a monkey kidney.

    What’s more important than quality? OfficeTally.

    Do black people like OfficeTally?

    You think the Internet is just crawling with OfficeTallies? Show me that farm.

    Welcome to our little kingdom.

  49. Ack! In reference to my entries in comment #212, it should be “Just enough ambition to encase in jello.” I meant to cut the “ourselves” and then forgot. Whoops!

    This one’s funnier.

    No. Really.

  50. -I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but uh, it’s for charity.
    -“OfficeTally, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.”
    -OfficeTally is the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
    -OfficeTally is very much alive. As are homeless people.
    -AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
    -Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all!
    -If luck weren’t involved, it would always be winning.

  51. OfficeTally: It is sexy, and it turns you on, and I will admit, best part of my morning staring at it…but what, we’re just going to take it away?

    OfficeTally: You know what, the only thing I am worried about … is gettin’ a boner.

    OfficeTally: It would be inappropriate to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.

    It’s nebuloze.

  52. And that blue busty gal, what’s her story? She looks like OfficeTally from the neck down.

    Screwgun! The OfficeTally!

    Off-ice Ta-lly! *clap, clap, clap, clapclap*

    I’m doing it. With OfficeTally. Probably tonight.

    OfficeTally: Winner of multiple Dundies for bushiest Office fansite!

  53. OfficeTally, this is Pam. Hold please.

    OfficeTally regulars: Number one flans of The Office.

    OfficeTally is shutting down…YOU’VE BEEN X’ED, PUNK! It was a joke!

    OfficeTally: Not afraid of anything. Also accepted: snakes.

    OfficeTally: The chips YOU require.

    OfficeTally: Downsize-free since ’05!

    I care about you an OfficeTally contest’s worth.

    Kids, sometimes it pays to visit OfficeTally.

    OfficeTally: Has all the clovers.

    OfficeTally: Word.

  54. OfficeTally:
    We have Country-Crock.

    OfficeTally:
    Such a dork.

    OfficeTally:
    The Best Thing since…The Internet.

    OfficeTally:
    Dunder Mifflin, this is…

    OfficeTally:
    Available in 3-holed punch and 2-holed punch.
    27% Recyclable.

    OfficeTally:
    Less flammable than other fansites!

    OfficeTally:
    Moving the wheels of paper revolution since 2005.

    OfficeTally:
    0 Days without Work Accidents

    OfficeTally:
    We lost count.

    OfficeTally:
    Better than Count Chocula.

    OfficeTally:
    Count Choculitis Survivor Since 2005.

    OfficeTally:
    It smells like Chicken Soup.

    OfficeTally:
    I’m so tired of typing taglines.
    dlo484 (8:36:40 PM): OfficeTally:
    We have Country-Crock.

    OfficeTally:
    Such a dork.

    OfficeTally:
    The Best Thing since…The Internet.

    OfficeTally:
    Dunder Mifflin, this is…

    OfficeTally:
    Available in 3-holed punch and 2-holed punch.
    27% Recyclable.

    OfficeTally:
    Less flammable than other fansites!

    OfficeTally:
    Moving the wheels of paper revolution since 2005.

    OfficeTally:
    0 Days without Work Accidents

    OfficeTally:
    We lost count.

    OfficeTally:
    Better than Count Chocula.

    OfficeTally:
    Count Choculitis Survivor Since 2005.

    OfficeTally:
    It smells like Chicken Soup.

    OfficeTally:
    I’m so tired of typing taglines.

  55. OfficeTally: Win-Win-Win. The important thing here is, we all win.
    (quote from “Conflict Resolution”)

    OfficeTally: Have you ever….pooped…a balloon?

  56. Yea! I got through!
    Okay for the taglines, I have a few…

    OfficeTally: Don’t expect any cookie.

    OfficeTally: The smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head.

    OfficeTally: disturbing your “workspace.”

    OfficeTally: When you miss “The Office” because you went out drinking with your Laser Tag Team, check in here

  57. “office tally is alive, as are homeless people”

    “itunes office episode: $1.99 … office tally: priceless”

  58. Office Tally: Fact – You feel the need to visit here every day.

    Office Tally: Because our Jam has fewer calories than Smucker’s, but is so much sweeter.

  59. OfficeTally is screwed once this whole internet fad is over.
    (Sorry if that’s already been taken, but I don’t really feel like looking through all 240+ comments.)

  60. Office Tally Women…
    If we’re* here too long, we’re gonna get on the same cycle.

    Office Tally: A happy place with happy thoughts.

    Office Tally…I totally see the merit. And actually, it is quite beautiful.

    Office Tally. We have a very special connection.

  61. Office Tally: you can consider this a retirement from comedy
    Office Tally: you would’ve done the same thing, you just didn’t think of it first
    Office Tally: you DO have coffee breath, by the way
    Office Tally: just ruled that you’re a severance package person
    Office Tally: we are screwed
    Office Tally: I have accepted a senior management position at Staples

  62. Office Tally: It’s just that . . . I’m in love with you. What?!

    Office Tally: Suffering from spontaneous dentalhydroplosion.

    Office Tally: Made at 2/3 size so we can control it.

    Office Tally: Trapped in Jello.

    Office Tally: Drugs are still a factor.

    Office Tally: Because Phyllises and Stanely’s don’t grow on trees.

    Office Tally: I think were just drunk.

    Office Tally: Lets get you home so you can have the best sex of your life.

    Office Tally: Official sponsor of flonkerton.

  63. Office Tally: you have just spit on my face
    Office Tally: blessed be those who sit and make up taglines
    Office Tally: “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” -Abraham Lincoln
    Office Tally: … that was a joke. That was a joke that, uh, was actually my brother’s
    Office Tally: I’m Hitler! Adolf Hitler.

  64. Well guess what? I’m not dead. I’m OfficeTally. You’re dead.

    OfficeTally: We all have a hero in our heart.

    it is so fun reading all of these! right on fellow office fans! yay!

  65. office tally- now moderated by Krentist the Dentist
    office tally- buy your gay-dars now!
    office tally- not quite as beneficial to your career as a sebring, but close enough.
    office tally- it’s an environment of welcoming, so you should just get the hella outta here.

  66. Office Tally: “What it’s like to walk a mile in Phyllis’ Pants.”

    Office Tally: “THE Scuttlebutt.”

    Office Tally: “Better than Fun Jeans.”

  67. OfficeTally: We never break off a hand shake.

    OfficeTally is like Bette Midler in ‘For the Boys’ – gotta keep the troops entertained.

    OfficeTally: it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…

  68. OfficeTally.com: Just in the right place at the right time.

    OfficeTally: Perpetuating Office Obsessions

    It’s like crack for my office habit.

    OfficeTally: Making me neglect my family since…oooh spoilers!!!

  69. I think if I was allergic to Office Tally, I’d kill myself.

    Office Tally: Did you get your tickets yet?

    Office Tally: What has two thumbs and boned your mom last night.

    Office Tally: I have to delete a lot of stuff. A lot. Of stuff.

  70. Office Tally: just call and get the website
    Office Tally: Delivers you the scuddlebud
    Office Tally: Drumroll………………………
    Office Tally: New and improved nbc.com/theoffice, 6.0
    Office Tally: Ah! I should’ve spotted, another addict
    Office Tally: “What advice you seek…” -Fozzy Bear
    Office Tally: AAAAHHHH! I’m going to KILL myself! I am going to KILL myself, and it’s all ABC’s fault!
    Office Tally: The only people this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam… and Office Tally
    Office Tally: YOU’RE gonna compete against US?
    Office Tally: It is literally the highest possible honor that a northeastern Pennsylvania-based mid-size Office regional website can attain, so…
    Office Tally: *awkward silence*
    Office Tally: visit the website so you’ll have a perfect icebreaker if you ever meet Michael Scott

  71. OfficeTally- home of Threat Level Midgnight II: the Debacle of Dwigt

    OfficeTally: now stocking double-tabbed manila folders.

    The Office: Sensei
    OfficeTally: Sempai

    OfficeTally: it’s more like jazz

    OfficeTally: has a dog-like obedience

    OfficeTally
    of‧fice tal‧ly [aw-fis tal-ee] -noun: Part-human and Part-supernatural. Born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.

  72. officetally: out of the mouths of babes, its freakin cool.

    officetally: SHUT IT!

    officetally: are you mother goose?

  73. officetally: where you get a chance to walk a mile in oscar’s shoes and try on phyllis’s pants.

  74. Office Tally: We’re good people. We sell things to charity: An organization helping to fight Aids in Afghanistan

  75. We love The Office more than a homemade oven mitt’s worth.

    If you like Dunder-Mifflin, your office will be tallied less.

    Why do we watch The Office? So we can tally it.

    We tally The Office so you don’t have to!

    We like The Office the way we like our toast: with Jam on it.

    Because http://www.welovemichaelthelittlekidlover.com was taken.

    YouTube so wishes it could be as cool as us.

    If you don’t know what Dwangela is, you need our help.

    Now with 50% more cutesy amalgamated potential couple names!

    My name is Earl, but my favorite tv show is The Office.

  76. Office Tally: At the crest of the labia
    Office Tally: We stopped caring a long time ago
    Office Tally: Very nutritious, but it smells like death
    Office Tally: Guo Du, Cheng Gou Du, peng you, ni hao
    Office Tally: Somebody making soup?
    Office Tally: I don’t want to blame anyone in particluar, I think everyone’s to blame.

    Office Tally: How many gods do you have?

  77. Oops, please edit my previous entry (#300) to read:

    Office Tally. The quintessential Office watercooler.

  78. OfficeTally: Who doesn’t love that?

    OfficeTally is very real.

    OfficeTally: This is a happy place so let’s just leave those other shows out of it.

  79. The only place where the work “Dundie” actually means someting.

    or

    Shuuttttt it.

    or

    Office Tally: Where cappas get detated.

  80. OMG – you people are geniuses. My favorites from 17 pages:

    I don’t think Office Tally is into me, but I’m kinda into it.
    Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled… gather at Office Tally.
    office tally: goin’ mach five since 2006
    OfficeTally: A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life.
    Office Tally: visit the website so you’ll have a perfect icebreaker if you ever meet Michael Scott
    OfficeTally is the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
    Office Tally, Ms. Tally if you’re nasty!
    Assistant to the Office fandom.
    Stay away from my OfficeTally. Too late, Kev.
    Office Tally…the doctor recommended cure for Count Choculitis.
    May we have an Awesome Office Tally please? Extra Awesome.
    Office Tally: Where cappas get detated.
    “OfficeTally: Where ‘jam’ isn’t a condiment, beet farms are socially acceptable, and George Foreman is considered conversation starter.”

    Absolute fav:
    I had to hit “browser refresh.” Just once.

  81. And again, a few more from me: (Haha!)

    1.) OfficeTally: Where everyday is Pretzel Day.

    2.)If OfficeTally shut down I would kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet (the Claire Danes one).

    3.) OfficeTally: Release your inner Hetero.

    4.) OfficeTally: Where the thermostat is always set at 69.

    5.) OfficeTally: Secret Weapon!!

  82. OfficeTally: Do you want to form an alliance with us?

    OfficeTally: We won’t report you to HR.

    OfficeTally: We have a delegate from Iceland.

    OfficeTally: Our middle name is Danger.

    OfficeTally: I just want to say that this is the best fansite ever! WOOOOOOO!

  83. Officetally: Perfect after a sugar crash

    Officetally: 4/4 bosses can’t be wrong

    Officetally: Tallying Offices since 2004

  84. Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed fan site.

    Yes, fancy new OfficeTally would make that up. New pictures, new stories…

    The only cure I know for the Monday blues is OfficeTally.

    OfficeTally: when you can’t wait until Thursday.

    There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the OfficeTally’s head. We don’t have the technology.

  85. OfficeTally: Always at the right place at the right time
    OfficeTally: We just got back from your funeral, and nobody came.
    OfficeTally: We need to do something about your B.O.
    OfficeTally: We’ll never sleep with your boss.
    OfficeTally: In the wild there is no health care, in the wild, health care is, “Ow, I hurt my leg, I can’t run, OfficeTally eats me, and I’m dead.” Well, we’re not dead, We’re the OfficeTally, YOU’RE DEAD.
    OfficeTally: We’re good guys, not terrorists.
    OfficeTally: BOOM! Detective OfficeTally, FBI!

  86. “I am Office Tally” – Spicoli Guy

    Office Tally: It’s offensive, and lame, so double offensive.

    Office Tally: Here comes treble!

    Office Tally: You have some messages. The first message is, “I love you” that’s from me.

    Not in a billion years, Office Tally! We work together!

  87. Office Tally: Occupational Therapy at its best.

    Office Tally: Occupational Therapy for all.

    Office Tally: Occupational Therapy for Office fans.

  88. I apologize. The incorrect Office-ionado word from the previous entry should be correctly spelled incorrectly thus:

    Officetally: The Official Officionados of The Office

    That is all.

  89. What is the single most important thing for Office Tally? It’s the people. The *people*.

    I’m friends with everybody in Office Tally. We’re all best friends.

    Would I ever leave Office Tally? Look, I’m all about loyalty.

    Office Tally is the furnace of the ship.

    Office Tally is the American Dream.

    Office Tally is so much about the things that we choose to be.

  90. Ok I just thought of a few more. I know they’re a lot, but there must be at least one good one in the pile.

    Office Tally-other websites might be good by Office Tally is sooooo much better!

    Office Taly-we’ll always be friends.

    Office Tally- almost as addictive as crack.
    Almost.
    *clicks refresh*

    There is nothing I wouldn’t do for Office Tally.
    Nothing.

    “What did you do today at school.”
    (think of something cever)
    “Office Tally” d’oh

    Office Tally-King of the Stupid Universe?

    OT-the premier source for the office. And you didn’t hear anything about the supersoldiers from me.
    “What supersoldiers?”
    Dammit!

    Office Tally-take it or leave, it’s here to stay.

    I once met a man who didn’t like Office Tally.
    I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like Office Tally.

    I once met a man who didn’t like Office Tally.
    His name was Chuck Norris.
    I did nothing.

    Office Tally convinced me I was the real killer.

  91. Office Tally: Raising money for Afghanistanis with AIDS

    Office Tally: Or as I like to call it, the Whorehouse

    Office Tally: It’s gonna drop a deuce on everybody.

    Office Tally: Shut it.

    Office Tally: Official Dundie Winner

    Office Tally: Count Choculitis Survivor

    Office Tally: You know, stuff us negroes say.

    Office Tally: King of the Stupid Universe

    Office Tally: A trusted member of my Alliance

    Office Tally: It is the protruberence on the elbow of America

    Not too good haha.

  92. OfficeTally of OfficeTally.com

    —–
    A play on Bob Vance of Vance Refridgeration, it’s ok if you think it’s lame

  93. Office Tally – Fleecin’ it Out

    Office Tally – Goin’ Mach 5

    Office Tally – We’re bored A LOT

    Office Tally – Army of Dwight Champions

    Office Tally – Forward it like it’s hot
    Forward it like it’s hot

    Office Tally – We’re early birds and we’re night owls
    So we are wise
    …and we have worms!

    Office Tally – Assisstant (to the) Office

    Office Tally – ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
    Office Tally is like…Mozart’s friend
    No – Office Tally is like Butch Cassidy
    and ‘The Office’ is like Mozart

    The next is just the above, but extended:

    Office Tally – ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
    Office Tally is like…Mozart’s friend
    No – Office Tally is like Butch Cassidy
    and ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
    You mess with Mozart
    you’re gonna get a bullet in your head,
    courtesy of Butch Cassidy

  94. i’d reach in and pull out my own kidney for officetally. no monkey kidneys for officetally.

  95. Office Tally: The Big Tuna

    Office Tally: Question. What is the best website ever?

    Office Tally: The new golf course.

  96. Over 300 consecutive days with a lost time work distraction.

    All your Office news updates and coverage are belong to us.

    Official supporter of the 2007 Office Olympiads.

    If this site had legs it would totally win flonkerton gold.

    OnlyForFansIntoCavortingEndlesslyTalkingAndLollingLoudlyYes!

    Honorary Dunder-Mifflin employee since January 2006.

  97. Office Tally:the only place in the world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke

    Water may be completely overated both as a drink and an element, but Office Tally isn’t.

    Both Jim and Office Tally can take the stress away of planning a wedding.

    This is the only place were getting a tux from your buried grandpa is funny.

    Dog’s may not be heroes, but Office Tally is mine.

  98. Officetally- Because accordint to a stereotype I don’t believe in, this website may not be a good driver.

  99. Officetally- we can raise and lower our cholesterol at will.

    Officetally- where everyone knows your name.
    (sounds like cheers.. but it works! haha)

    Officetally- where pretzel day is celebrated like a holiday.

    Officetally- We like to wear our fun jeans 24/7.

    Officetally- Where everyday is a casual friday.

  100. Everyone has called me Dwayne all day-I suspect OfficeTally.

    I am not your boss tonight-OfficeTally is your boss tonight!

    Life moves a little slower here at OfficeTally.

    OfficeTally alone moves the wheels of history!

    OfficeTally: It’s like Club Med, but everything is naked.

    Are you going to join the OfficeTally Army of Champions?

    Ain’t no party like an OfficeTally party.

    Steer clear, Big Tuna. Head for OfficeTally.

    I’m not worried. I went to OfficeTally – ever heard of it?

    I’ve got my New York girl and my OfficeTally. Life is good.

  101. -OfficeTally…the number one sign that you’re addicted to the office.

    -OfficeTally.com, we don’t care if your gay, straigh, or overweight.

    -OfficeTally. Were you go when you hate Toby.

    -OfficeTally. It’s where you gotta be at 9 pm on Thursday.

    -OfficeTally. Shut it.

    -OfficeTally. Where are you shipping… your foot?

  102. heres some moree::

    Office Tally: Because Dwight kissed us, and we’re not exactly sure how we feel about it.

    Office Tally: Because we tried to save an abandoned infant, and saw Meredith on the can.

    Office Tally: Because if it’s an office, then why’d you write workspace?

    Office Tally: Because Dwight got a hooker.

    Office Tally: Because we have a thing stuck in our shoe.

    Office Tally: Because which one’s Jim?

  103. Officetally- We do not promote throwing garbage at receptionists.

    Officetally- Bring your green recorder and join the fun.

    Officetally- We’re more fun than the Party Planning Commitee.

  104. So The Office won’t go the way of Arrested Development.

    OfficeTally never gets old. / It never gets old…

    The go-to website for all your problems, like work…or Roy…

    * * * * *

    Noticed another clever fella chose “Dwigt” before me so I concede all rights and privelages. Carpe diem and whatnot.

  105. OfficeTally: Where is my desk?

    Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of OfficeTally.

    Welcome to our little OfficeTally kingdom, here are some nift gifties for you.

  106. Office Tally: For all Assistant (to the) Regional Managers

    Office Tally: Better than Mung Beans

    Office Tally: Where everyone knows your name

  107. OfficeTally: I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but uh, it’s for charity.

    OfficeTally: Because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.

    -OfficeTally: The Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez

    -OfficeTally is very much alive. As are homeless people.

    OfficeTally: Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all!

    OfficeTally: If luck weren’t involved, it would always be winning.

  108. Probably OfficeTally would be the fifth one…

    I’ll have OfficeTally, hold the chicken…

    Who has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally?

    Do black people like OfficeTally?

    You think the Internet is just crawling with OfficeTallies? Show me that farm.

    OfficeTally: Welcome to our little kingdom.

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