Creed Bratton ‘Bounce Back’ giveaway

Creed Bratton ‘Bounce Back’ giveaway

Creed Bratton Bounce BackThe Office’s Creed Bratton has just released a new album — Bounce Back by Creed Bratton and the 3DVBs, and he is giving away three autographed copies to OfficeTally readers!

(If you missed it, here’s a free download and video of the single Rubber Tree.)

You can hear samples of all 11 tracks at iTunes.

Answer this question

What is your favorite Creed Bratton line from ‘The Office’?

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Prizes

  • I will randomly choose three qualified entrants to win an autographed copy of Bounce Back by Creed Bratton and the 3DVBs!

Deadline to submit your entry

Submit your entry by Sunday, February 21, 11pm PT.

138 comments

  1. I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing, I like to go in the women’s room for number two. I’ve been caught several times, and I have paid dearly!

  2. I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

  3. [about “whomever”]
    “Michael is right. It’s a made-up word used to trick students.”
    As a student, I couldn’t agree more!

  4. Ah … so many to choose from! But I’m going with one from The Job:

    “Au naturale, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet chariots.”

  5. What is wrong with this woman? She’s asking about stuff that’s nobody’s business. ‘What do I do?’ What do I do, I do here. I should have written it down. ‘Qua’ something. Quaaa. Quarr. Quab. Quall. Qwer. Quobbity! Quobbity assurance!

  6. I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60’s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…

  7. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

  8. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

  9. I love EVERYTHING Creed says, but for sheer “what?” factor, I have to go with:

    “When Pam gets Michael’s new chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”

  10. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

  11. “Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared.
    His name? Creed Bratton.”

  12. You don’t go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don’t just pick up “Get out of jail free” cards! Those things cost thousands!

  13. “I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.”

  14. Hey brah, I been meanin’ to ask you… can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride ride the Bull, am I right? Later, skater.

    of course the best part might be how he looks during this quote. :)

  15. “Oh, I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago.”

  16. Hiya Pumpkin, it’s Creed. So, we’re going to ditch this bitch, you in? Are you out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin’s out, let’s go, gang!

    From “Job Fair”

  17. Just thinking back on my favorite lines has me smiling! But this one sums up Creed’s total obliviousness…

    “Which one’s Pam?”

  18. I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11.30. Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what; I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter…

  19. “Cool beans, man, I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.” -Creed stole the episode (Frame Toby)with that line :)

  20. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

  21. Hey, brah. I’ve been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.

    i love later in the episode when Michael says there’s no toner in the printer… and they flash back to Creed’s hair… tops the entire scene off! =]

  22. (responding to the complaint that he has a distinct old man smell)
    I know exactly what he is talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
    [Conflict Resolution]

  23. Creed Quote: If I can’t scuba, what’s this been about? What have I been working toward!?

  24. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

  25. A lot of jazz cats are blind. But, they can play the piano like nobody’s business. I’d like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses and see what happens. I’d also like to see her topless

  26. Angela (referring to how much she paid for Princess Lady: Seven thousand dollars.
    Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.

    Hahahaha! I LOVE CREED.

  27. “Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to (holding up passport) Williams Charles Schneider.”

  28. “Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.”

  29. I like the “Which one’s Pam?” line. But my favorite has to be:

    [Angela picks up her phone]
    Angela: Extension 128.
    Creed: Hiya Pumpkin, it’s Creed. So we’re gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
    Angela: No.
    Creed: You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin’s out! Let’s go gang!

  30. I’ve changed my mind like four times now but I’ve decided to go with this little nugget that was truly one of the key moments that made me a fan of this show.

    Jim: He obviously forgot to get me something. And then he went in his closet and dug out this little number, and then threw it in a bag.

    Creed: Yup, that’s exactly what happened.

  31. Oscar: Hey, where’s Dwight?
    Creed: You didn’t hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
    Jim: I’m pretty sure none of that’s real.
    Creed: You’re not real, man!

  32. “Let’s call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.” (from “Halloween”)

    He just sounds like such the outlaw here!

  33. I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

  34. Creed: “Say hey, I want to set you up with my daughter.”
    Jim: “Oh, I’m engaged to Pam.”
    Creed: “I thought you were gay.”
    Jim: “Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?”
    Creed: “I don’t know.”

  35. This is tough to pick… either…

    “When Pam gets Michael’s new chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”.

    or

    Michael: “Well you know what Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.”
    Creed: “That’s not why.”

  36. Creed: Say hey, I want to set you up with my daughter.
    Jim: Oh, I’m engaged to Pam.
    Creed: I thought you were gay.
    Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
    Creed: I don’t know.

  37. “The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man.”

  38. “Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.”

  39. I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-

  40. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

  41. My favorite Creed moment is not a quote at all, but an entire scene. It was during the episode “Murder.”

    Creed walks into work late and says “Sorry I’m late, boss. What’s going on?”

    Michael, in his hilarious southern gentleman accent, replies “Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.”

    Creed quickly surveys the scene and responds with “OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I’ll be right back.”

    We then see creed run for his car and speed away.

    To me, this perfectly sums up Creed, and made me laugh the hardest I had since I saw his face when Oscar fell through the ceiling in the opening of the Super Bowl episode.

  42. Okay, there are many, but the way Creed delivers this line makes me crack up every time.

    “In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”

  43. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

  44. Creed Bratton: Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.
    Jim Halpert: What do you want?
    Creed Bratton: I want pie, I want peach pie.
    Jim Halpert: Well birthday pie.
    Creed Bratton: I want a nice cobbler.
    Jim Halpert: Well, I’m gonna talk to Angela and we’re gonna see what we can do about a pie.
    Creed Bratton: I don’t care who you talk to you just make it happen.
    Jim Halpert: It’ll be Angela.
    Creed Bratton: Tell her it’s for Creed; she’ll know what that means.

  45. “I’m personally not offended by homosexuals. In the 60’s, I made love to many women, mostly outdoors…in the mud and the rain. It’s possible that at some point or another, a guy slipped in there. There would be no way of knowing.”

    Best Creed quote ever! I love you Creed!!

  46. It’s so hard to chose, but, here is my favorite:

    To Rose the CPR trainer: “You were in the parking lot earlier. That’s how I know you.”

    I LOVE Creed!

  47. My favorite quote from Creed would have to be

    “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing”

    However, my favorite scene with Creed would have to be during the fire that Dwight starts in the office. There is a moment when Oscar falls through the ceiling that you can see Creeds face in the background and the expression he is making is priceless. It is hilarious! Me and my girlfriend die laughing every time we watch it.

  48. hmmmm…. so many options….okay here we go:

    Kevin: “Jim has got it bad for Pam”
    Creed: “Oohhhh…Which one is Pam?”

  49. Michael Scott: Okay Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?
    Creed: [to film crew] I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

  50. “What is wrong with this woman? She’s asking about stuff that’s nobody’s business! What do I do? Really, what do I do here. I should have written it down. Qua-something … qua-, quar-, qua-boh-quaaaaal-, quar-, Quabity! QUABITTY AUSCHWITZ!!! No, no-no-no, but I’m getting close….”

  51. “I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.”

  52. I find it offensive. Au naturel, baby. That’s how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.

  53. “I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”

  54. Michael: Does anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country?

    ….

    Creed: Fright. Being scared to death.

  55. Oscar: Hey, where’s Dwight?
    Creed: You didn’t hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
    Jim: I’m pretty sure none of that’s real.
    Creed: Your not real, man!

    I’ve quoted that last line many times.

  56. I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella
    comes in, screaming about God-knows-what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen
    his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with
    nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-

    Angela:
    You’re useless.

  57. Hey brah, I been meanin’ to ask you… can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride ride the Bull, am I right? Later, skater.

  58. I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in women’s room for number 2. I’ve been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.

  59. The way the camera zooms in on Pam and Oscar after Creed suggests, “Have you tried making everything smaller?” makes me laugh every time I think about it. As does the fact that Creed wanted to go throw things in the Quarry with Jim.

  60. “When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”

  61. “The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.”

  62. Creed: Baby. You want to play with this?
    Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He could swallow it.
    Creed: Oh, it’s okay. I’ve got tons of them.

  63. “The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man.”

  64. Creed: Hi kids.
    Creed: Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? [begins untying shoe]
    Kids: Ewwww!
    Michael: What are you doing? N–stop it! Stop it! Just–no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?
    Creed: Th-the hair covers it, mostly.
    Michael: No no no, we’re not gonna see the four toed… Creed, okay?

  65. “I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.”

  66. Andy: I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.
    Creed: It’s pronounced Ker-nell. It’s the highest rank in the military.
    Andy: It’s pronounced “Corn-ell!” It’s the highest rank in the Ivy League!

  67. “What is wrong with this woman? She’s asking about stuff that’s nobody’s business. What do I do? …Really, what do I do here? I should have written it down.”

  68. Jim: Oh, I think you’re supposed to put a toy in the box, Creed.

    Creed: And a Merry Christmas to you, too.

  69. Michael: OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?

    Creed: I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

    When I actually met Creed at the Office convention I told him that I loved mung beans too.

  70. “I’d like to say hi to my friends in China… Guo Du, Cheng Guo Du, peng you, ni hao.”

    – Creed Bratton (Dwight’s Speech)

  71. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.

  72. Creed: [Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office] Sorry I’m late, boss. What’s going on?
    Michael: Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
    Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I’ll be right back. [Camera to parking lot: Creed jumping into his car and racing away.]

  73. “Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to Williams Charles Schneider.”

  74. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.

  75. Creed: Oh, I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.

  76. My favorite Creed line is when is gives a shout out to his friends in China (Wode zhongguode pengyou nihao) and gives them a subtle salute!

  77. I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11:30. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter—

  78. It’s been posted before, but it’s gotta be:

    “I’m not offended by homosexuality…In the 60s I made love to many, many women–often outdoors in the mud and the rain–and it’s possible that a man slipped in…There’d be no way of knowing”

    Creed is the man.

  79. “I find it offensive. Au naturelle, baby. That’s how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.”

  80. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.

  81. “I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.”

  82. My favorite line has to be from gossip; it just topped all the other nonsense that was going on with the fake rumors:
    “If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?”
    PERFECT.

  83. I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60’s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors… in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

  84. “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties I made love to many many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing.”

  85. A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody’s business. I’d like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I’d also like to see her topless.

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