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EXCLUSIVE: Dwight’s original list of VP demands

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Last week on ‘The Daily Show,’ Senator John McCain announced Dwight Schrute as his running mate. Wednesday night on ‘Leno,’ Rainn responded to that announcement with a hilarious list of demands from Dwight Schrute.

Yesterday morning, Rainn Wilson very kindly emailed me — “thought your readers might enjoy the original Dwight letter from The Tonight Show last night.”

It’s not exactly what he read out loud on ‘Leno,’ but it’s got some hilarious bits not to be missed. Thank you, Rainn!

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  1. I need that shirt! any idea if they sell it? I love JAM but the Assistant President is H I L A R I O U S!

    51 | Mimi  Wed. Jun. 11, 2008 at 9:53am

  2. How funny that he cc’s Michael Scott. Wonder what Michael would say to this. For Dwight’s full list, click pages 2 and 3. Otherwise you are missing the joke. Go Dwight - Assistant (to the) President!!!

    50 | Receptionist  Wed. Jun. 4, 2008 at 2:28pm

  3. thanks tobester. you see i slept over at a friend’s the other night and forgot my contacts.

    49 | cousin mufasa  Sat. May. 31, 2008 at 4:15am

  4. mufasa look under the article, there are 3 pages, you’ll see: Pages 123. click the numbers

    48 | Tobester  Fri. May. 23, 2008 at 12:43am

  5. augh, did i miss it or something? someone…anyone?

    47 | cousin mufasa  Wed. May. 21, 2008 at 11:16am

  6. lol. AWESOME! if only dwight was running mate of another candidate….then he would be in (at least with me! even tho i’m not voting age :P)

    oh, dwight. you are the best, my man.

    more tee shirts! i want one!!

    46 | hannah  Tue. May. 20, 2008 at 3:21pm

  7. I don’t seem to see the original list everyone’s talking about. Help, please?

    45 | cousin mufasa  Tue. May. 20, 2008 at 11:14am

  8. Dwight’s Secret Service should be armed with cross-bows also. Hopefully the White House has enough room for a large collection of Armoires and his Terrarium.

    I need that t-shirt!

    Vote Schrute!!!

    44 | ClassicTransAM  Sun. May. 18, 2008 at 7:48am

  9. WOW. Thanks so much for sharing this hilarious list with us, Rainn.

    43 | OssoBucco  Sat. May. 17, 2008 at 11:11pm

  10. I HAVE to have that t-shirt! where can I buy it?

    42 | Mollie  Sat. May. 17, 2008 at 3:28pm

  11. Thank you, Rainn for emailing this to us Tallyheads! How cool!

    41 | Kell  Sat. May. 17, 2008 at 2:19pm

  12. #37 I agree 100%!!!

    40 | Fig Newton  Sat. May. 17, 2008 at 1:08pm

  13. I loved this when Rainn read it on The Tonight Show, and it was great to read the “extended version.” Hilarious! How nice of Rainn to email it in for us!

    And add me to the group who MUST have one of those Tshirts.

    39 | Kenna  Sat. May. 17, 2008 at 7:05am

  14. i think this is funnier than what he read!

    38 | VolunteerSheriff'sDeputy:)  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 10:34pm

  15. #26–littlestitious–Rainn apparently writes the stuff on Shrute Space by himself. So, I’m assuming that he wrote this as well! (at least I hope he did)! And I agree with you that he should be a writer on the show! This was absolutely amazing!!

    The part with the J.K. Rowling bit made me howl with laughter! I completely agree with him!! What is the world without Harry Potter or The Office?! It’s a world that I don’t want to be a part of, that’s what it is! Am I right or am I right?!

    Thanks Rainn and Tanster!!

    37 | waffle117  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 7:58pm

  16. Assistant to the President

    36 | Kshu  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 7:56pm

  17. I love the Harry Potter part!

    35 | Koos  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 2:47pm

  18. Now I wish this was serious because I’m totally for the J.K. Rowling requirement… even though she lives in the UK and therefore out of the USA’s jurisdiction. Maybe Assistant-President Shrute would use his convincing tactics (from “Did I Stutter?”) against Gordon Brown.

    34 | ok2bconfused  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 2:34pm

  19. “Assistant President in Pending” and “Cc: Michael Scott, John McCain” (note that McCain is second!)—the funniest lines of this entirely too funny list.

    Thank you for posting this and huge thanks to Rainn for writing and sharing.

    33 | JaneD  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 2:10pm

  20. thank you! i love this list.

    32 | jkrasislove  Fri. May. 16, 2008 at 2:07pm

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