W: Jennifer Celotta, D: Dean Holland
Summary (NBC): The office is on eggshells because Andy still hasn’t found out about fiancee Angela’s affair with Dwight. When Michael spills the beans, Dwight and Andy take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Michael is nervous about being called down to corporate for a meeting with Wallace.
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The Office The Duel quotes
Michael: Eat that, Carl Lewis!
Jim: I mean, eventually he’ll figure it out. When their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now, it’s just … awkward.
Dwight: Seems like you already know where.
Kevin: I didn’t realize I was doing something wrong.
Kevin: I’m sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form.
Dwight: I need a soup spoon.
Dwight: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.
Dwight: Learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep [makes chomping sound] …
Andy: It seems like … you guys should … be hearing what I’m saying.
Michael: Is she crazy in bed?
Michael: How so, specifically?
Dwight: Eager and flexible.
Dwight: If I’m sitting, I can’t disable his neck or his groin.
Angela: Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn’t want to get married?
David: What are you doing … right?
Michael: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
Michael: What say we order up some pasta?
Creed: You are welcome.
Dwight: That is very general, and does not scare me in the slightest.
Dwight: I will use a sword and cut off your bare hands.
Jim: So I either get more involved, or I take a sick day. Leaving Dwight in charge. Oh god.
Meredith: There’s a star-shaped thing taped under the kitchen table.
Michael: I feel the need. The need for tweed.
Michael: I am so impressed with the potential you see in me.
Kelly: I guess people have fewer choices as they get older.
Kevin: Oh come on man. Believe in something.
Dwight: All you do is dress fancy and sing!
Andy: Go away, Tuna! I’m winning this!
Dwight: So, fine! Call me a sasquatch!
Michael: Hold on, here’s an attaboy for you! WUT?!
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