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W: Jennifer Celotta, D: Dean Holland
Summary (NBC): The office is on eggshells because Andy still hasn’t found out about fiancee Angela’s affair with Dwight.
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The Office The Duel quotes
Michael: Eat that, Carl Lewis!
Jim: I mean, eventually he’ll figure it out. When their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now, it’s just … awkward.
Dwight: Seems like you already know where.
Kevin: I didn’t realize I was doing something wrong.
Kevin: I’m sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form.
Dwight: I need a soup spoon.
Dwight: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.
Dwight: Learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep [makes chomping sound] …
Andy: It seems like … you guys should … be hearing what I’m saying.
Michael: Is she crazy in bed?
Michael: How so, specifically?
Dwight: Eager and flexible.
Dwight: If I’m sitting, I can’t disable his neck or his groin.
Angela: Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn’t want to get married?
David: What are you doing … right?
Michael: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
Michael: What say we order up some pasta?
Creed: You are welcome.
Dwight: That is very general, and does not scare me in the slightest.
Dwight: I will use a sword and cut off your bare hands.
Jim: So I either get more involved, or I take a sick day. Leaving Dwight in charge. Oh god.
Meredith: There’s a star-shaped thing taped under the kitchen table.
Michael: I feel the need. The need for tweed.
Michael: I am so impressed with the potential you see in me.
Kelly: I guess people have fewer choices as they get older.
Kevin: Oh come on man. Believe in something.
Dwight: All you do is dress fancy and sing!
Andy: Go away, Tuna! I’m winning this!
Dwight: So, fine! Call me a sasquatch!
Michael: Hold on, here’s an attaboy for you! WUT?!
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