The quote randomizer is that thing you see at the top of this page, right below the “OfficeTally” title. It normally shows random quotes from the current episode; right now it shows entries from last year’s tagline contest.
Let’s freshen up the quote randomizer with new taglines — submit one and you may win a goodie bag courtesy of the NBC Office Store!
Rules
- Submit a tagline by adding a comment to this post.
- The tagline must be about OfficeTally. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back?
- Taglines must be, at most, 60 characters. Characters include letters, numbers, spaces, punctuation marks, everything.
- Your tagline must be related to Season 6 or events that have occurred since September 2009.
- One entry per person.
- U.S. entries only, please.
Examples of taglines
For examples of taglines, see some of last year’s awesome entries.
Prizes
- I’ll pick my favorite taglines to display in the quote randomizer, and they will display until Season 7 starts.
- My three favorite taglines will receive a goodie bag courtesy of the NBC Office Store. Each goodie bag will contain The Office Sign Ornament, Dunder Mifflin Logo Pen, and Dunder Mifflin shot glass!
Important dates
- Wed. July 14: Contest starts.
- Thu. July 29, 11pm PT: Deadline to submit entries.
- Mon. August 2: Prizewinners announced and new taglines go into rotation!
Give OfficeTally your best shot! That’s what she said.
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OfficeTally: The only thing better than Quad Desk.
“Double your pleasure, double your fun”
OfficeTally: More hardcore than parkour.
Where Date Mike secretly loves to hang out
Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will.
Office Tally: Knowing way too much about Andy’s scrotum.
OfficeTally, I do declare!
Only slightly better than a beet juice cleanse, without the red teeth!
Office Tally: A Division of Sabre
You guys are completely cracking me up. :)
Office Tally: The only website you’d want to ride on the Maid of the Mist with.
This site is Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.
Office Tally: This place is like Spaniard Fly.
Office Tally: Bears. Beats. Really Awesome Fansite.
Office Tally: Sticking Spicy Food Up Your Butt.
Office Tally: Where whistleblowers blow their whistles.
Office Tally: Three squeezes and we’ll drain you!
OfficeTally: Made of real apes.
Office Tally: Ever-evolving like Thousand-year-old Martial Arts
That’s what she said. Only our printers don’t catch on fire.
Office tally: now serving second breakfast.
OfficeTally: Limitless fans in a fanless world.
OfficeTally: Where you can find the best Scranton hot dogs from Scranton.
OfficeTally: We give an `F’ about everything!
Office Tally: In Japan, heart surgeon
OfficeTally.com: Owes you one for that Tube City incident
OfficeTally: Made Lady Gaga a star. Or any number of drag queens.
How long have you known about OfficeTally? A week? A month? A year?
OfficeTally: The fansite you most medium suspect.
Ok, so I’m not sure if the 60 character limit has to include “OfficeTally: “, I hope not. I am assuming that it isn’t when I enter the following:
Best pick-up destination in the history of the universe
OfficeTally: Where friends become lovers, and lovers become sexually interactive.
Officetally: Hope for those in these uncertain Michael Scott times.
Office Tally: We do it for Ultra Feast.
Hi, I’m Office Tally. Nice to meet me.
OfficeTally: Where “Suck It” is more than a lame response.
OfficeTally: Where “C” is for suspension
Officetally: A room better than your hair
OfficeTally: No grapes, no nuts…I don’t get no respect!
Officetally: Not a fansite.
Office Tally: Check it in your worky works, or your jammy jams!
OfficeTally: Nice to me. How do you like your fansite in the morning?
forgot a word, it should say OfficeTally: Nice to meet me. How do you like your fansite in the morning?
Office Tally isn’t going down for this!
All Office Tally wants is more MEGADESK!!
Office Tally: Hotter than Hilary Swank!
OfficeTally: Where you take out your Suck it and you suck it.
Office Tally: Where we are all kings. And queens.
Where everyday is an Ultra Feast!
Office Tally: Where we blow more than your whistle…as the girl says
OfficeTally: There is no better medicine
OfficeTally: Your mind will go a mile an hour.
Office Tally: It lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.
OfficeTally: Funny enough to deserve a spit-take!
OfficeTally: It’s under that streetlamp Michael thinks was in Casablanca.
It is your fansite.
OfficTally: We love you, too…as a friend.
OfficeTally: Ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally you will!
Office Tally: You’ll appreciate the crap out of it.
Office Tally: The reason why Russia doesn’t exist anymore.
OfficeTally: Where nobody will uslurp your role as Santa.
OfficeTally: it’s like the Sam to our Frodo… or Dwight.
OfficeTally: Where Tranny Claus lives.
OfficeTally…more fun than a torn scrotum.
Office Tally, it’s the food of the wise man with the liquor of the fool.
Officetally: The only place that serves Hooters to Go.
Office Tally: Absolutely I Do
OfficeTally: It’s delicious…. I mean, beautiful!
Office Tally:
No parts of this website have been censored due to inappropriosity.
Office Tally, where ‘No’ means ‘please don’t’
Office Tally: Hotter than a cheesy pita.
Hi, I’m OfficeTally, how do you like your fansite in the morning?
Where the only bad news is that there has been another murder.
Officetally: The odds of you not loving it are insurmountainable.
Wedding at Niagara-$10,429…Hospital Bills for Baby Delivery-$7362…Getting your JAM on at OfficeTally-Priceless!
Office Tally: Almost as fun as a murder mystery dinner party game.
Office Tally: The ball’s in your court.
Office Tally: Join our gangster pumpkin on a pallet of doom!
Office Tally: Just bloggin’you know how I be.
lol at #56
Where the name of the IT guy just doesn’t matter.
Even better than a 45-day, 45-point plan!
More relaxing than putting your feet in an ice machine.
Office Tally: It rocks. It rocks my ass off.
Office Tally: You will never be frazzled again.
This…is OfficeTally. Internet sensation of 2004
Office Tally: Really distracting from all distractions!
Office Tally:
This is a website of welcoming, so log the hell off.
In the Office Tally family we believe in a five-fingered approach to fandom: Spoilers, Interviews, Videos, Contests, and Punching.
OfficeTally: We do not wanna prank. Any. More.
#71 literally made me laugh out loud!
Where you can all have jobs as human scarecrows.
these taglines really makes my day!
[from tanster: mine too. :) ]
How long have you known about OfficeTally? A week? A month? A year?
Office Tally : It’s never gonna do anything wrong.
Office Tally: An internet fansite based on The Office, adapted from “The Office” by Ricky Gervais.
Office Tally: Hereafter referred to as “Morpheus”
Office Tally: We tweet, we text, we phone, we skype.
Office Tally: That’s what we said.
Darryl, man, you’re on OfficeTally. Why you been telling people you’re not on OfficeTally? People want to be your friend, man! Alright?
It’s amazing: a fansite is calling the shots. It’s so badass
OfficeTally: We’re not crazy, she’s crazy. We’re not crazy, she’s crazy.
OfficeTally: It’s a different sensation
Office Tally: Our boudoir is always open!
Office Tally: It’s a Dunderful Life
OfficeTally: it’s better than unzipping your pants and finding a calculator down there!
Office Tally: Find your Frank and Beans here.
Beer me some Tally !!!
OfficeTally: Our 10th grade volleyball team went 10 and 2.
Where everyone can enjoy some refreshing lemoñade!
Doesn’t taste like a battery acid.
I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to Office Tally.
Welcome to OfficeTally. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
From The Cover-Up:
OfficeTally: “How do I not make any more of it?”
It’s from the dialogue between Michael and the staff about whether or not Donna was cheating. I thought it was perfect.
Where the 12 Days of Christmas come to life!
OfficeTally: What does a bean mean?
OfficeTally you say? I do declare.
Office Tally: Co-manager of your butt.
Office Tally: Where you’ll never pay too much for worms.
OfficeTally: We have the power of flight, and we can heal leopards.
OfficeTally: Where the Stock Market, Dave Matthews and ball bearings are acceptable topics for small talk.
Where every Awesome Blossom is extra awesome.
That’s what she said; except our printers don’t catch on fire.
Office Tally: It’s bonerific!
More comforting than your moppy place.
Office Tally: Where you can eat your toast, squirrel-style.
OfficeTally: Fills that gaping hole in your life, so you’ll no longer wake up cradling a gourd.
OfficeTally: The O is for Awesome!
Office Tally: Where some folk are knee high on a grasshopper.
OfficeTally: Better than finding a good set of twins.
Office Tally: Where we don’t give up after Seven Seasons.
Officetally: Over six years of silencing whistleblowers.
Like maternity leave, it will rock your ass off!
OfficeTally: Where some of us have to be our own grandmother.
OfficeTally: Where 25 push-ups and 1 girl push-up is perfectly acceptable.
Office Tally:
Jam on it!
Office Tally: We do give an ‘F’ about something!
Try to do one nice thing per day…go to Office Talley!
OfficeTally: Calling all the shots. We’re so badass!
OfficeTally: Where we take 10 minutes to think about Michael Jackson.
OfficeTally: Where we promise to pay for your college tuition! Or do we?
Office Tally: If the salad comes on top, we’ll send it back.
Office Tally: It will never do anything wrong!
No rest for the sleep deprived
A three ounce OfficeTally is calling the shots. It’s so bad ass.
i know it’s too long but i don’t care, i’m posting anyway b/c it’s true:
OfficeTally: the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.
Party In The Office-Tal-lay!
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dawesome/
The Office fan source which is totally awesome
You’re Ali Larter, I’m Beyoncé, this is Office Tally.
Office Tally: Where we frazzle the unfrazzled.
OT is a part of Sah-bray!
Office Tally: Delivers faster than Pam, and we latch right on!
Office Tally: The fansite that’s way better than prison.
Office Tally: We’re not to be truffled with.
Office Tally: A place that gets like 8 e-mails a day.
This is gonna be a good day! For Tanster and Office Tal-Lay!
OfficeTally: Where the seats go all the way down. All the way down.
Office Tally: We know too much about Andy’s scrotum.
Office Tally: A vivacious young fan site with a penchant for scandal. Murdering and tearing the scrotum of the competition since 2006, I do declare…
Office Tally: We’ve got the scuttlebutt.
OfficeTally: Home of the Suck It. (Yeah!)
Officetally: Were we’re always one step ahead like a Carptenter who makes stairs.
Office tally: It took me by the hand, made me a man.
Office Tally: Were Michael like to go to be alone with his thoughts
OfficeTally: It’s Meemaw approved! (…as long as she doesn’t find out)
Office Tally: Plan D
Where we’ll always pick you first for Poop ball!–Office Tally
Taste a rainbow at OfficeTally. Oh, wait… that’s skittles.
I Kind Of Know What It’s Like To Run A Website. My Nickname In High School Used To Be Tanster.
Office Tally: You can’t handle our undivided attention.
Officetally: Vee will ask ze questions!!!
Office Tally: Where a three ounce fetus can call the shots. We’re so bad ass!
OfficeTally: Because Three Wolves just isn’t enough
Office Tally: We understand the significance of insignificance of Toby.
Office Tally: Where Kleenex box shoes are haute couture
As the Irish Poet Bobby McFerrin said, Don’t Worry, OfficeTally.
Office Tally – Because Happiness and Information, is not sold or goes bankrupt.
OfficeTally: Better than popular social networking site known as BookFace
OfficeTally: It’s a total mind-effer!
OfficeTally: Better than popular social networking site known as Bookface
oops that was an accidental repost of bookface! delete please!
Office Tally: Where the prod…igal, the prodigal son returns.
Office Tally; Where one word is worth a thousand mental pictures
You won’t find news of BP here, The Office hasn’t covered it
A place where I like to go to be alone with my thoughts.
Office Tally: It’s AS interesting as a morgue.
Office Tally: It’s not about Santa or Jesus. It’s about the workplace.
Hope grows at Office Tally
Where Dwight would call home, if he lived on the internet.
What’s hotter than a Sabre Printer catching fire!? This website of course.
Office Tally: We supply dictionaries.
Office Tally: These things only serve to upset the women. They are the gentler sex.
Where a 9-5 becomes: 9-1,happy fun time, and 1-5. Got Dwight?
Office Tally: Tastes best with Grenadine
I hear Office Tally’s party will have double fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge… Angela. Double fudge? … Angela. Hmmm.
Office Tally: A ‘9’ on the scale of one to Gisele.
Office Tally: Distracting you from your distractions.
OfficeTally: Not a part of woof, but still awesome!
Voodoo Mama Tan-Tan
OfficeTally: Where every day is Erntedankfest.
Where onlys and justs are candies and nuts.
Where it takes eleven knocks to get you to do some work.
Tanster- I’m the one who wrote: Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will. Not Samuel L Chang.
[from tanster: see comment #6.]
Congrats to all the winners! The wittiness of us Tallyheads never fails to amaze me!
Yay Colleen I knew yours would be one chosen, it was really clever. A lot of the ones I picked as my favorites were chosen and for the second year in a row I picked Samuel L Chang as a winner! Congrats guys. I realized mine was too long, haha woops!
YES! YES! YES!!!! Thank you SO MUCH Tanster, you have made my day/week/month <3 "Our Boudoir Is Always Open!"!!!!! Congrats to all others in rotation and the prize winners!!
Thanks, Tanster! I can’t wait to see my tagline staring back at me! :)
WOW! So excited to be a finalist this year! :) Thanks Tanster!