OfficeTally Tagline Contest, 2009

The quote randomizer is that thing you see at the top of this page, right below the “OfficeTally” header. It normally shows random quotes from the current episode; right now it shows entries from past years’ tagline contests.

Let’s freshen up the quote randomizer with new taglines — submit one and you may win the last of three bobbleheads I’m giving away — the one and only Creed Bobblehead!

UPDATE: taglines are now in rotation, and a winner has been chosen!

Taglines in rotation

It’s Bill Buttlicker approved! – laura
Where the lei is respected. – Kim
Like a majestic beast … so fast, so tender. – Ally
If you don’t read OfficeTally, then the other team wins. – FredM
Where funk is the problem AND the solution. – Derek
Home of the Rundown. – Chappa
Where cat maternity leave is recognized. – Roscoet
Better than beating Corporate in volleyball. – Seth
It’s the best fansite. How that fan became a site I don’t know. – Samuel L Chang
Where you can take a rest from your rest. – michael
Wanna hear a lie? This site is the worst. – Andrew
Two-way fansite. You love OfficeTally, it loves you back. – OMG-THEOFFICE
Our blog is in your court. – Seth
An hour of television, an hour of napping, or an hour on OT? – What is wrong with chu?!
The mustard shirt of fansites. – beetfarmersgrl
The traveling pants of fansites. – Dundermom
The Ultimate Stress Relief. – WiseWithWorms
Where it’s ok to grab “these” for balance. – Reecey
You have no idea how high we can fly. – serenitybyjan
Not to be truffled with. – Liz
Where the turn tables. – BNL05
I don’t usually enjoy fansites, but this is delightful. – littlefishinthebigapple
It’s a website … it’s NOT for the church. – Vicki
Everybody post now! – phyllis*farm
Just hit the refresh button ASAP as possible. – mr.dude
Accounting for all things The Office, because Kevin can’t. – George Noble
More JAMmed than the copier. – ES
WARNING: This site may cause detentions. -N–K G—–N
Where orange means “Orange you glad you visited this site?” – Megakel
We know a good apiarist … – Kathy Parker
Where Office fans aren’t only tightends, they’re also quarterbacks. – Jay
It’s OfficeTally dot com. Singular. – songer
Where friends don’t blog about other friends’ butts. – April


Congratulations to Samuel L Chang on his winning entry: “It’s the best fansite. How that fan became a site I don’t know.” You have won a Creed Bobblehead!

A few things to note

Since there were so many great entries, I decided to relax the rules on entries. Also, in some cases, I tweaked the wording of taglines. But the credit goes to you. :)

Thanks to all for participating! I always love seeing the creative and funny taglines you guys come up with. :)

Original contest details are on the next page.


  1. Where there’s no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone’s face.


    Like laying on the beach eating hotdogs…it’s all I’ve ever wanted!

  3. Where it’s completely natural to get proposed to by a gas station, in the rain.

  4. Tanster, I’m really sorry, but I just realized that I messed up in wording my post. My first post (#26) is:

    “One of the few sites who recognize cat maternity.”

    But I meant to write:

    “One of the few sites that recognizes cat maternity.”

    I hope you can change this, thanks!

  5. Where you won’t get hit in the face with a pee-filled balloon.

  6. Where creating the best Office fansite leads you to landing a cameo role in the season finale.

  7. Bringing you The Office news…while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.

  8. Thought I had already posted, but now I don’t see it… must have done it wrong?

    Office Tally: Wanna hear a lie? This site is the worst!

  9. Tanster, I know you will delete this, but I just wanted to say sorry for the multiple post! My computer is acting weird! Hope you had a great weekend!

  10. When I discovered OfficeTally, I didn’t work for 5 days.

    (from when Michael discovers YouTube in Business Ethics)

  11. It’s sort of hard to describe, but really it’s a coming together, for people who have addictions.

  12. TallyHeads: We’re really tight. We’re like the Kardashians.

    Officetally: We thrive under a lack of accountability.

  13. Dear Diary,
    Just got back from Office Tally, Tanster almost everwhere, JAM almost everywhere.

    (Dear Diary,
    Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere.)

  14. Dear Diary,
    Just got back from Office Tally, Tanster almost everywhere, Jam almost everywhere.

    (Dear Diary, Just got back from Jamaica, Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere)

  15. OfficeTally.Com:
    Note: Website no longer in use by the Korean Hallelujah Church of Scranton.

  16. I know its from Season 2 but I missed the last contest:


    Without it, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.

  17. Officetally: more agressive about The Office than the dominant turkey during mating season

  18. Sorry Tanster! I just realized my earlier post had too many characters. Here is my revised one:

    Officetally; More agressive than the dominant turkey during mating season

  19. (Tanster- sorry, didn’t see it had to do with Season 5!)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s time for some OfficeTally, and maybe some spoilers too!

  20. Sorry, I just relaized mine was over the character limit. My new one:

    What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one Tally.

  21. Aww… someone already submitted mine…can i change it to:

    It’s a cafe disco.

  22. This entry is to replace #131 (since not Season 5):

    The site for Office Geeks…Boom!Roasted!!

  23. Office Tally
    We’ve solved the case of the beet bandit. (Mose in socks.)

  24. Officetally: Where burning your foot on a George Forman Grill really isn’t a bad thing.

  25. OfficeTally

    It’s exhausting, being this vigilant. I’ll probably have to go home early today.

  26. OfficeTally: Where soon could mean anything. Soon could be three weeks. So, come back soon.

  27. Where you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.

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