OfficeTally

Pam: I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. And this year I got to… the third week in January.

— The Carpet

Kevin: It’s “is she hot?” Not “would you do her?” Respect the game.

— Prince Family Paper

Continue reading “Everybody dance now”

Phyllis: What are you? A monk?
Dwight: I’m a Sith lord. (Looking at Jim) Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to his shirt. This cost me $129.
Phyllis (under her breath): Ass.

— Halloween

#ComicCon #SDCC

Kind of a medium year for women’s soccer, no?
— Andy, The List

#HellzNo #USWNT

Michael: That’s what America is built on. Big ideas, blue jeans, the Grand Canyon.
Kevin: An antacid that you only take once a week.

— China

The lost and found has gone missing. Try not to lose anything until we find it.
— Michael, New Leads

A mind is a terrible thing to lose.