Phyllis: What are you? A monk?
Dwight: I’m a Sith lord. (Looking at Jim) Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to his shirt. This cost me $129.
Phyllis (under her breath): Ass.
#ComicCon #SDCC
Congrats, USWNT!
Happy 4th of July
Michael: That’s what America is built on. Big ideas, blue jeans, the Grand Canyon.
Kevin: An antacid that you only take once a week.
— China
The Office lost and found
The lost and found has gone missing. Try not to lose anything until we find it.
— Michael, New Leads
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Happy Canada Day
Learn all about Canada’s territories and provinces, courtesy of The Office’s Dwight Schrute.
Ryan and Kelly can now get married
Ryan: I don’t want to be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what, Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we’re okay with it. We all agree it’s fine for you to get married.
#SoupSnakesWin
Dwight Schrute Buck redux
Hey U.S. Treasury, maybe you should just Schrute It!
Happy Birthday, Angela Kinsey
We’ll take you over double fudge brownies any day.