Ryan: I don’t want to be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what, Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we’re okay with it. We all agree it’s fine for you to get married.
#SoupSnakesWin
Dwight Schrute Buck redux
Hey U.S. Treasury, maybe you should just Schrute It!
Happy Birthday, Angela Kinsey
We’ll take you over double fudge brownies any day.
Happy Birthday, Mindy Kaling
Hope you enjoy your birthday nap. :)
Michael and Dwight, bra bros
Learn how to take off a woman’s bra. You just twist your hand until something breaks.
— Michael (and Dwight), Ben Franklin
Things to teach your son, #8. #HappyFathersDay
Summer plans
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
— Kevin, Beach Games
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…
Michael responds to the Game of Thrones finale
The first stage is denial. Continue reading “Michael responds to the Game of Thrones finale”
Monday blues
The only cure I know for the Monday blues is Varsity Blues.
— Michael, The Coup