The lost and found has gone missing. Try not to lose anything until we find it.
— Michael, New Leads
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Jim was five feet from my desk, and it took me four years to get to him.
The lost and found has gone missing. Try not to lose anything until we find it.
— Michael, New Leads
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Learn all about Canada’s territories and provinces, courtesy of The Office’s Dwight Schrute.
Ryan: I don’t want to be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what, Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we’re okay with it. We all agree it’s fine for you to get married.
#SoupSnakesWin
Hey U.S. Treasury, maybe you should just Schrute It!
We’ll take you over double fudge brownies any day.
Hope you enjoy your birthday nap. :)
Learn how to take off a woman’s bra. You just twist your hand until something breaks.
— Michael (and Dwight), Ben Franklin
Things to teach your son, #8. #HappyFathersDay
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
— Kevin, Beach Games
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…