New ‘The Office’ cards from Hallmark

Hallmark was super nice to send me their latest batch of Office audio cards!

The OfficeAudio:

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

More cards after the jump.


The OfficeAudio:

“Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.”


The OfficeAudio:

“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”


Look for these cards at your local Hallmark Gold Crown store; check out Hallmark’s store locator for a store near you.

I’ll be giving away all three cards to some lucky Tallyheads soon …

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30 comments

  1. For my birthday, my bf (Mexicanity) got me the Michael Scott card about where he talks about reverse psychology. For her bday I got her the 40YOV card where Steve is screaming “Ahhh Kelly Clarkson”, “Como se llama” while he is being waxed. These cards are awesome!

  2. Ah, I saw these at the Hallmark store last week…totally thought of letting everyone at OT know about it, but I just plum forgot until now! But yeah, they’re great.

  3. I gave my sister a “reverse psychology” birthday card for her birthday. And then for my graduation, my cousin gave me the Michael Scott “presents” card. I laughed a lot when I got it. These things are the best!

  4. Sorry for the double post but I just noticed that Hallmark also has one of Michael and Dwight in the Basketball eppy.

    Link

  5. I got 2 of these for my birthday last Friday – the Michael “presents” one and the Dwight “women are like wolves” one. I was so excited! Definitely the best birthday cards ever. ;-)

  6. this is fantastic! my sister’s bday is coming up, and i know for a fact that michael’s quote about being feared/loved is one of her favorites. SCORE!

  7. The last one is my favorite! I love the christmas episode sooo much. I can’t wait for it to be someone’s birthday so I can give them an Office card. Eeeek!

  8. Oooh, I just went out and bought one for my friend’s birthday today. Great timing tanster! =]

  9. These cards are great! I listen to mine all the time and it cracks me up! I want them all!!

  10. I already sent my brother one of these cards, but the one I sent him is not on here. It was a birthday card that said to “Not Have a Happy Birthday” and had Michael saying his quote on “reverse psychology” from the “Christmas Party” episode.

  11. Just in time for my friends birthday… okay, actually not so much since her birthday was like 2 weeks ago, but I haven’t bought her present yet!

  12. I gotta say I’ve seen all the cards (there’s a massive Hallmark in my neighborhood that has like every talking card out there) and they’re fun and all, but they are so long! I mean I was standing there with the card open for what seemed like forever.

    When will they make the card that just says “That’s what she said” when you open it? Now THAT I’ll buy! haha

  13. I have been working at a camp this summer, and my mom sent me 3 office cards. Dwight’s about “loving your animal,” Michael talking about how “presents are the best way of showing people you care,” and his “feared or loved” TH. Mail was so much fun this year! Haha

  14. Things to do today:

    1. Run out to Hallmark
    2. Buy out stock of Office cards
    3. Review calendar to see who has a birthday or anniversary coming up

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