Hallmark was super nice to send me their latest batch of Office audio cards!
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
More cards after the jump.
“Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.”
“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
Look for these cards at your local Hallmark Gold Crown store; check out Hallmark’s store locator for a store near you.
I’ll be giving away all three cards to some lucky Tallyheads soon …