Talking Michael Scott bobblehead coming!

I received an email from the NBC Universal Office store:

We are developing the Michael Scott bobblehead that will be a talking bobblehead. We’ll be putting in three to five Michael Scott quotes. Would you be interested in running a story on OfficeTally.com asking which Michael quotes real Office fans would like to have on the bobblehead? Only real requirement is that it must be from Season 1 or 2.

Well, folks, what do you think? Which Michael Scott quotes from Seasons 1 and 2 are bobblehead-worthy?

Please post your top Michael quotes, up to THREE quotes only, from Seasons 1-2 only. All other comments will be removed (just to make it easier for me to tabulate).

“That’s what she said” is a must-have, don’t you agree?

I will tabulate the list and send it off to NBC. Thanks for your feedback!

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241 comments

  1. “That’s what she said.”
    “Dinkin Flicka”
    “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north.”

  2. “You have won a tiny Dundee” (sung to Tiny Dancer, of course)

    Still thinking… I’ll get back to you!

  3. “That’s what she said.”
    “This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.”
    “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

  4. “We are all homos…homosapiens”
    “Hug it out bitch”
    and of course..
    “Thats what she said!”

  5. im sorry, i should finish reading the entire post before getting overly excited and posting quotes from season 3..boo

  6. “That’s what she said.”
    “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.”
    “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”

  7. “Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.”

    Okay, that’s my three. I’m spent. haha

  8. I like that first one saxamaphone, but unfortuneatly that it from season 3!

    Here’s my 3-
    “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.”
    “Let’s gang-bang this thing and go home.”
    “You’re totally harshin’ the office mellow.”

  9. My favorite on the keychain and one of my overall favorites is when he says to Toby: “This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.”

    And I don’t know if it’s G-Rated enough for the NBC store but, “Two Queens on Casino Night. I’m going to drop a deuce on everybody.”

  10. “It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.”
    “I hate… so much about the things that you choose to be.”
    “That’s what she said.”

  11. “Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say ‘Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”

    “I hate so much about the things that you chose to be.”

    “Well you don’t even have anyone to come home to, Toby, so.” or any other quotes that hve him patroizing Toby lol

    Yep. I’ve said my peace.

  12. I’ve got Country Crock. – The Injury

    Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all! – Casino Night

    Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? – Conflict Resolution

  13. “Thats what she said.”

    “In this office it is till death do us part, assuming that we don’t get downsized.”

    “Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”

  14. “It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.”
    “I hate so much of the way that you choose to be.”
    “Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”

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