The Office: The Incentive, 8.02

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The Office: The Incentive

Writer: Paul Lieberstein, Director: Charles McDougal

Summary (NBC): Robert challenges the Scranton branch to double sales — after a rousing motivational speech, Robert California challenges the office to double their sales. After the new manager promises the unthinkable, everyone in the office suddenly gets motivated to sell. Meanwhile, Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.

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In a poll conducted September 29-October 3, 2011, Tallyheads rated this episode: 7.69/10

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The Office The Incentive quotes

Quotes manually transcribed by tanster. :)

Oscar: He’s making a statement. It’s an ironic comment on our expectations of him. A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.

Kevin: Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

Andy: Sometimes words you no need use, but need need for talk talk.

Kevin: Many small time make big time.

Jim: Kevin, are you saying see the world or Sea World?

Kevin: Oceans, fish, jump, China.

Kevin: When me president, they see… they see.

Dwight: Unleash the power of the pyramid!

Ryan: I’m sorry, “L”?
Jim: How many “L” to a “K”?

Andy: What do you think, C-Span?

Andy: I’m sorry to hijack your meeting, D-Dub-Dog.

Dwight: Here’s how I’m going to help out from now on. I’m going to not care, and I’m going to sit around quietly waiting for Andy’s inevitable demise.

Dwight: Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.

Darryl: We took a shower, we were naked, we skap dap dap doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Andy: Hi, Dad.

Erin: Would you be requiring a cold beverage while you’re here?

Robert: Andy, can you inspire? Do you have that skill set?

Andy: I’ve been craving a freezing cup of old coffee.

Robert: I’m afraid you’ve lost my interest.

Kevin: There are no wrong answers!

Robert: Andrew, I chose you for a reason. Lead these people.

Andy: Fart.

Kevin: There’s usually an Erin here.

Kevin: Darryl! A girl!

Darryl: Rub a dub dub, apricot scrub.

Dwight: Beets are not immune. We made some inroads in salad, but heirloom tomatoes are pushing back.

Dwight: You wanted the job, the job is yours, just do the job.

Ryan: Is that a vibrator?

Andy: I’ve outlined the exact parameters in an email, so check your spam folders.

Kelly: Why is it all kids stuff and a vibrator? It’s so gross.

Andy: John Irving, collected works, 22 points.

Andy: I hope you’ll forgive me, because I am very, very sari. 16 points.

Andy: I’ll run naked through the parking lot with a doughnut on my ding dong.

Andy: For 5,000 points, I will let you tattoo whatever you want on the stern of the ol’ S.S. Bernard!

Jim: You did say we could pool our points, right? In that case, let’s get to work.

Stanley: You’ve got to unleash the power of the pyramid!

Jim: We all want to see you tattoo your ass.

Andy: I guess you could say I’m in one of those classic ass tattoo incentive situations.

Andy: Took ’em one day.

Tattoo guy: So coming out of his butt is a…
Pam: Baby.

Andy: My ass is only so big. I can’t do this every day.

Andy: Let’s ink my stink!

Andy: My heart belongs to music, but my ass belongs to these people.

Andy: Invest in softer cotton, sir.

Dwight: Obviously, you can go the ass tattoo route. And obviously, I’m going to like it.

Andy: It’s a Nard Dog!

Jim: Pull up your pants.

Robert: There’s something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.

Pam: Maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we’re in this together.

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