The Office: The Inner Circle, 7.23

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The Office: The Inner Circle

Writer: Charlie Grandy, Director: Matt Sohn

Summary (NBC): Deangelo’s true management style is finally revealed; he plays favorites by creating his own “inner circle.” Guest stars: Will Ferrell, Cody Horn.

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The Office The Inner Circle rating

In a poll conducted May 5-9, 2011, Tallyheads rated this episode: 6.86/10

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The Office The Inner Circle quotes

Manually transcribed by tanster :)

Deangelo: I live to leave at five.

Deangelo: They are trying to figure me out. And I don’t like it.

Deangelo: As soon as I’m hearing what I want to hear, I’m not going to care.

Deangelo: Kevin’s got me pegged.

Jim: Careful. There is no inner circle.

Kevin: Did you get that, ma? Your boy, Kevin Malone, is in the inner circle. Which doesn’t exist.

Dwight: Once you’ve seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, ’cause it’s so much fun.

Dwight: I think you’ll find what you’re looking for over there.

Deangelo: No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn’t seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I’m the Dwight.

Deangelo: That’s what you need to do. Just add a little English.

Deangelo: Hey Ry. Your department’s killing it, baby!
Ryan: Hey! My pleasure, my treasure.

Ryan: The problem with having “it,” or, “the X-factor,” or whatever it is you want to call it, is that it’s impossible to put into words, what you’re bringing to the table.

Ryan: It’s not even that much of a stretch. She pretty much does whatever I say.

Kelly: You lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Ryan, you just like to lie.

Ryan: Kelly Kapoor, if I don’t have those call logs on my desk, we’re just going to have to evaluate your future at the company.

Dwight: Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last.

Darryl: Under “special skills,” Mr. Don Finer put “juggling.”

Deangelo: I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.

Deangelo: What would you say this room is? 300 square feet? 320?
Gabe: 320. Just freeballin’ it.

Deangelo: How many square feet out there? 17, 18 hundo?
Kevin: Oh I think it’s 18 hundo.

Deangelo: Sorry, I never touch another juggler’s instruments.

Deangelo: Can someone please throw me a fifth ball?

Deangelo: Do you believe in me, Phyllis? Because I believe in you.

Deangelo: I’m Deangelo Vickers. Thank you so much. Hope you learned something.

Kevin: He didn’t drop a single ball.

Pam: Look, I’m juggling eggs and bowling balls. I’m juggling with one hand. No hands.

Andy: I wrote my own companion piece to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies.

Jim: Hey, Deangelo, are you shy or just a sexist?

Andy: If he doesn’t listen, then he can kiss his penis goodbye. Snip, snip.

Deangelo: I got tons of time, this job’s a joke.

Kevin: That sounds like Pam. You know how she gets. Deangelo, she can get really bitchy.

Deangelo: Raise your hand if you have a vagina. Raise your hand if someone you love has a vagina.

Dwight: NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all!

Deangelo: I’d like you to please welcome Jordan Garfield.

Jordan: Anthropologie. “We don’t have this and that size.” Pretty, pretty lame.

Andy: I’m going in to the belly of the beast.

Andy: What’s up, man cave?

Dwight: Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!

Andy: Deangelo has also recently learned about The Barnacle Project, a non-profit organization based in Mystic, Connecticut, that assists in the scraping of barnacles…

Jim: So this is my life. Until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.

Pam: So one afternoon, while walking home from school, quirky tenth grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes… The Horse Flyer.

Kelly: He’s just a big fraud, Deangelo. He’s like Rango.

Ryan: I did not see Rango.

Deangelo: I like Ryan. You seem kind of hysterical to me.

Darryl: Damn! Mad respect for my brother!

Darryl: I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.

Deangelo: No one has called NASA to request a lift-off.

Dwight: Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I’d lock Mose in the chicken coop.

Dwight: Okay, a little about me. I respond to strong leadership.

Jordan: I don’t think I can do that. I’m holding your jewelry.

Deangelo: This is for you, to show you anything is possible. This is also for the troops.

Jim: Erin, will you call 911, please?
Erin: Who should I say is calling?

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