1. A big happy birthday to the man who once said: “If you are a racist, I shall attack you with the north.”

  2. Happy Birthday to my favorite President!!!

    “Abraham Lincoln once said that, ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.’ And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.”
    ~ Michael Scott

  3. “i need to see this play like i need a hole in the head.”

    possibly the best line steve carell has ever written.

  4. “The Lincoln assassination just recently became funny – I need to see this play like I need a hole in my head.”

  5. Darwin, huh? Too bad he didn’t evolve enough to see 200. Ahem.

    But, yeah, “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.” is totally my new greeting for people.

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